I’m not crying, you’re crying

When something is so heartwarming you cry but you don’t want to admit you’re crying so you tell other people they’re crying to deflect your emotions.

*Posts photo of two puppies cuddling.*

Captions photo - “I’m not crying, you’re crying.”

by Azalee April 29, 2019

U of M-59

A pun on "The University of Michigan" intended to identify Macomb Community College, which is currently established on Michigan State Highway 59.

Student 1: Hey, I'm going to Michigan State for college dude, where are you going?
Student 2: U of M-59.
Student 1: Ahhh the Wolverines... nice.
Student 2: Errr, you're referring to the U of M. And we're the Monarchs (as in butterflies) by the way.

by Thunder from down under April 7, 2009

I.H.I.W.P.P.T.N.I.UD.J.T.M.T.L.C

1. I Hate it when people put their names in UD just to make themselves look cool.

2.Turrets
3.Retarded,Retards,Rtard
4.Idiots
5.Spam
6.No life
7.Teens

"OMFG I.H.I.W.P.P.T.N.I.UD.J.T.M.T.L.C" ;)

by CrunkMonk3y January 1, 2012

I'm High As Fuck

1.To statement used to describe ones incredibly stoned condition due to massive THC intake from marijuana

"Dude, I'm high as fuck."

by Nick Sasiain January 7, 2008

House M.D.

The doctor which solved a lot of cases by thinking smart and dangerous. Seeing the positive outcome and the worst at the same time.

House M.D.: Hey, no problem the patient might be dad by tomorrow, but you think it`s better to wait a few hours...

The team: Yeah, but we think...

The machine: BP is dropping!!!

House M.D. : See, now we can put him on the antibiotics. You idiots.

by anatom123 September 27, 2010

I'm gay

1. What someone says to express their homosexuality.
2. That's what she said when she saw your face.

I'm gay... Why need an example for this?

by JamesxD March 21, 2009

I'm cumming

Usually the last or near the last words in a string just prior to an orgasmic climax.

Oh, yeah, baby, more, faster harder, yeah, oooh, I'm cumming, ahhhhhhhhhhh!

by Richard Black March 23, 2005