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Fuck U Later

Instead of saying good-bye or see you later; kewl people now say Fuck U Later...

What hookers and prostitutes say to their John's when their finished and about to leave.
LINDY: Fuck U Later
SARAH: Where u going?
TOM: Yeh! U just got here biatch!
LINDY: Look! I don't have time 2 explain! Fuck U Later guyz!

CYRIL: I gotto go put my face on Pauly
PAULY: O.K Cyril... Fuck U Later Mate!

Marc, Brad, Toby and Carrington were dancing at the Peel Dance Bar when Carrington said he had to leave and blow some guy in the dunnies. The bois replied, "Kewl Carrington, Fuck U Later slut!"
by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007
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literature circle

A fucking retarded thing that asshole teachers make you do because they think it's "educational". These teachers are retards and can't find and difference between left and write. These teachers are the teachers that mark you down a letter grade for being a dude and mark you up a letter grade for being a chick. The literature circle involves a compilation of losers sitting in a circle discussing a bunch of bullshit about a book that you read. Plus to make things shittier, you have to fill out faggy forms for each literature circle your group of losers does.
Teacher: We are going to be doing literature circles! Yayy!

Chick: Im sooo happy!

Dude: What are you guys faggy losers? Literature circles are a bunch of BS that don't teach you anything.
by Bartholemew Farter April 2, 2010
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ultra-liberal

American idiots with incredibly liberal ideas who push for extreme left-wing reforms and policies. Usually intolerant of those who disagree with them.
Prime examples: Michael Moore, John Kerry, Hillary Clinton, Ted Kennedy.
by Flatlander April 22, 2005
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liberate

Verb meaning to invade a country in order to steal its natural resources and then to shoot all the locals.

Corruption of an earlier word meaning "to free" (the kind of word statist wankers are unlikely ever to understand because they're too busy getting secret gay hard-ons from each other's uniforms and macho crap talk even while going round trying to ban gay marriage and be total homophobes because they won't admit to themselves that being right-wing is just a way to get turn-ons).
"We had to destroy the village in order to save it" (US marine commander in Vietnam)
by troops out of iraq April 20, 2004
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kumbaya liberal

Knee-jerk thinkers, politicians and other individuals of the far left who tend to (a) believe force is never an answer, (b) talk about problems, rather than do something about them, and/or (c) be relatively uninformed about the facts concerning a given issue or situation as well as uninterested in learning about them.
I'm so sick of those kumbaya liberals chanting "no blood for oil"! Don't they realize that the matter is just a "wee bit" more complicated that that?!
by Aaron S. May 1, 2003
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later ago

She called me later ago, so I am going to call her back.
by cmc53 March 10, 2011
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liberals

-insane fascists who claim to have all the answers and therefore a complete monopoly on all knowledge and therefore on the entire universe and therefore no matter what you say you are wrong

-people who have declared themselves "always right" and therefore anybody who dares to disagree with them as "always wrong"

-freaks who crave power sooo much that they take an "we're always right and you're always wrong no matter what you say" position,thus negating all debate (see dictators )
To argue with a liberal is futile.

^Just like "the BORG" on Star Trek who's motto is "RESISTANCE IS FUTILE"
by bite me (an "EX"-democrat) September 5, 2004
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