Elusive Last

An online network of freakazoids and gooners.

"Have you gotten waved on Elusive Last yet?"
"Hell no! They're all freaks! Especially ghost_goober and im_ing!"

by ashykins. October 30, 2024

Last Rizzmas

LAST RIZZMAS I GAVE YOU MY GYATT BUT THE VERY NEXT DAY YOU GOT FANUM TAXED THIS RIZZMAS TO SAVE ME FROM MEWING I GIVE IT TO SOMEONE RIZZY (RIZZY)

Last Rizzmas is the best song ever

by SuckMyNutz42069 December 13, 2024

Obamas Last Name

Its CHANGE, its all in his 2008-2009 material and even on his old websites also from 2008-2009 that you can view via the Wayback Machine. His middle name is HOPE, also in all of those.

its not "Care", its not "Biden", its not "President", and its definitely not "obama", that his first name.

One definition says Elon Musk can "help" but he is a Trump Supporter so he cant figure this question out but can figure out TRUMP questions, not obama questions, nobody publicly knew what was obama's last name until today, only the US government, obama himself, and his family knew what his last name was.

Obamas Last Name was a mystery for years, but finally figured out it was CHANGE.

by Thanks, obama. December 30, 2024

Last name

Come on guys. First prophet? Do you not read the Bible at all? Like, 70-80 of the country is Christian and you don't know who the first prophet of the lord is?

Hym "I mean, I'm going it in order. First name. Middle name. Middle name. Last name. First prophet. Means 'Warrior lion' in Hebrew. Give me a break guys."

A fucking Jewish dork "Well you see there is some debate about who the first prophet is-"

Hym "Shut up! Dork!"

by Hym Iam July 27, 2025

The Scooby Doo Last Call

When you get kicked out of a bar and yell back into the bar "I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you meddling kids!"

Got so drunk last night I had The Scooby Doo Last Call

by Kaseofherpes July 28, 2025

last resort

The last way that you can do to accomplish the goal you want to be eventually able to reach, once everything else is no longer within your ability.

Retiring from watching YouTube regularly on a daily basis is the last resort I've to take, once the behavior requirement to get more screen time from parents in order to watch more YouTube becomes difficult for me to meet anymore.

by Emotional Cruiser August 27, 2025

August 31 - National Try Anal Day for Girls First Name that starts with an R or A or M, & Last Name that starts with D or S or R

On August 31st, we honor National Try Anal Day, a sacred end-of-month rite reserved for women whose names begin with R, A, or M and whose last names begin with D, S, or R. This day is more than indulgence, it is a passage into a new chapter of pleasure and discovery. To ignore its calling invites misfortune, but to embrace it ensures fulfillment, balance, and ecstasy as one month closes and another begins.

August = Anal !!

August 31 - National Try Anal Day for Girls First Name that starts with an R or A or M, & Last Name that starts with D or S or R (noun, unofficial (but official) holiday):
A tongue-in-cheek, internet-born celebration marking the final day of August, humorously framed as the “gateway” to new pleasures. Said to encourage adventurous couples to close the month with daring intimacy, it is often described as a playful “rite of passage” into September. While not officially recognized, legends insist that ignoring participation may invite bad luck, boredom, or missed opportunities for unforgettable endings.

by Mod.Steven21✅ August 28, 2025