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apple bottom jeans

Jeans that make your derriere appear to be in the curvature shape of an inverted apple. Usually wore as an ensemble with leather boots with attached fur.
I have such an flat ass in these boots with the fur! Where can I find a store that sells apple bottom jeans.
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failure by designer jeans 

a song by the band from first to last which is featured on a smartpunk sampler cd. its title is a play on brand new's "failure by design"
"failure by designer jeans"

I'm a mess of insecurities
Attention starved with a narcissistic twist
Don't you think that I'm amazing?
Please tell me I'm worth dating
I have every reason not to leave home today (home today)
Home today (home today)

Mirror, mirror, how amazing is my figure?
Your visitors they fall apart before my pictures
Mirror, how amazing is my figure?
Your visitors they fall apart before my pictures

Please don't believe my words are lacking honesty
I'll be the boy you can't resist
You'll be the tenth girl on my list
I'll write your name upon my chest
These less than three's will never rest
Please don't believe my words are lacking honesty

Mirror, mirror, how amazing is my figure?
Your visitors they fall apart before my pictures
Mirror, how amazing is my figure?
Your visitors they fall apart before my pictures

You'll be the last girl on my list
Action's just a click away
These things photographs could never say
x2

Please don't believe my words are lacking honesty
(You'll be the last girl on my list
Action's just a click away
These things photographs could never say)
x2

'Jeans round the ankle' job 

Normally when sex (or a sex act) has to be so rushed so that clothes can't be removed, probably with jeans around the ankles. Normally a quickie.
''Last night had to be a 'Jeans round the ankle' job for me, my parents were coming home soon''

Mary: ''Me and John had to make it a 'Jeans round the ankle' job last night.''

Rock Revival jeans

Rock Revival jeans , also known as “Rocks” are typically worn by lifted truck/SUV driving urban country boys accompanied by American Fighter t-shirts. They have very intense designs and are often associated with douche bags .
I love wearing my Rock Revival Jeans with Cowboy boots!
Jeannice, is a girl who usually has dark brown hair. She has a cute smile, fat ass, and beautiful eyes that can brighten your day. Jeannice is shy but has a nice personality,once she gets to know you she becomes more outgoing. Boys try to talk to Jeannice but she ALWAYS turns them down.
Boy 1: Damn, who is that cute girl with the fat ass
Boy 2: That's Jeannice, she is so fine bro I tried to talk to her but she turned me down.
jeannice by Oohdjd March 28, 2017

Dirty jeannine

When a nurse at an oral surgeons office goes to the bathroom to pleasure herself , doesnt wash her hands and sticks them in a patients mouth
Jeannine was so wet she had to masturbate in the bathroom then gave Christina a dirty jeannine in the dentists chair.
Dirty jeannine by Davemanalapan January 3, 2015