smart idiot 

being really really smart and not being able to do anything with it

dora the explorer is bilingual at age 4 yet she still can't find the mountain, she's a smart idiot

smart idiot by dump cake August 1, 2010

Village Idiot 

The stupidest or most idiotic person in a particular village, as elected by the local populace. The kind who would steal all the sugar from an overturned lorry and go door-to-door trying to sell it.

"Read your town charter, boy. 'If foodstuff should touch the ground, that foodstuff should be turned over to the village idiot.' Since I don't see him around, start shoveling!"
-Homer Simpson

Village Idiot by John Q Moron December 7, 2003

Shit Idiot Haven 

A gathering place for people with a low IQ and personality disorders and/or addictions.

Trailer Parks are a shit idiot haven for drunks, potheads and total tools.

Shit Idiot Haven by $hIti0T July 3, 2014

left lane idiot

On some highways the far left lane is designated for passing only. (Typically with signs that read "Left Lane For Passing Only") Left lane idiots are people who stay in the left lane, even though they're not passing anyone.

I got stuck behind a left lane idiot and a slow poke in the middle lane for twenty miles.

left lane idiot by RedWillow February 22, 2009

bloody idiot

A British term for a total dumbass.

If you drink and drive you are a bloody idiot.

bloody idiot by An Excommunicated Elf July 3, 2009

Fawkin Idiot 

N: fok'in' id'e'ot

1. Someone wo subscibes neither to logic, nor reason.
2. Having an IQ below 75
3. 96whitesohc on neons.org

"traffic causes accidents....not street racing!"
-96whitesohc

Fawkin Idiot by Jackrabbit January 26, 2004

galactic idiot 

An expression used to describe someone who is incredibly stupid. Someone who is known throughout the galaxy that they are a dumb arse fool.

you are the biggest galactic idiot for saying that!

galactic idiot by Anna S May 3, 2006