I'd a soon not 

old west..1.refuse to answer questions when asked.2.current.a person pleading his/her fifth amendment right.3.Ask no questions tell no lies.

Check it out cowboy motherfucker fucking Jake..Fuck you, I'd a soon not even as met you as answer your question..

I'd a soon not by anonymous April 20, 2018

i have no gf goodnight 

A statement implying one has no female partner, goodnight.

I have no gf goodnight.

i have no gf goodnight by Yesyeshello November 27, 2017

i wipe my hands over you 

To be done with someone, but to wish them the best.

“I wipe my hands over you. Goodbye.”

i wipe my hands over you by retsofeerb February 24, 2018

I choked on my latte 

Expression of disbelief upon hearing or reading a phrase or comment of great pretence, alternatively inherent wit, irony, sardonic brutality or plain mirth. The response implies a certain pretence and commensurate self deprecation on the part of the respondent. Also it may be used as a barb to insinuate a pretentiousness inherent in the inciting comment or the respondent's interlocutor.

"When I heard that the arts minister hadn't heard of the nation's greatest playwright, I choked on my latte"

I choked on my latte by Hoherbass October 6, 2019

I carry

You have something (gun, knife, weapon, etc...) in a bag to defend your self with

*man is suspiciously following a woman*
woman: you know I CARRY RIGHT?
*man slowly walks in the opposite direction*

I carry by matty05 March 7, 2020

I want to speak to the manager 

The ultimate weapon used by Karen if someone didn't do the job correctly according to Karen's broken logic and lack of common sense

- Is there a problem here?
- I WANT TO SPEAK TO THE MANAGER!!!
- why?

I want to speak to the manager by BrandonWasHere July 21, 2020

I'm bored as fuck 

Definition of my everyday life, I'm at home rn, I'm bored

Duuuudee, I'm bored as fuck

I'm bored as fuck by Newbitch September 16, 2020