hettler

people who have nose hairs long enough to go into their mouth.

One time I saw a hettler lick his nose hairs, it was disgusting!

by thights May 10, 2017

hetblinders

Being oblivious to obvious LGBT content. The opposite of Gaydar.

He's wearing his hetblinders today.

by morpheuslorddream July 8, 2017

heterocracker

a straight white person.

"lol hey John. Looking extra gay today."

"shut up, you heterocracker."

by Ninja Army June 30, 2017

Heterohomosexual

A straight person that feels gay from time to time.

I met this heterohomosexual at a bar yesterday and we had a nice ginger beer together

by Tictac2 September 12, 2017

Heterosexy

A platonic appreciation of the human form in a non sexual way.

My BFF tried grabbing my junk but to me she's heterosexy.

So I said to her, "look, you're fucking hot. I just don't see you in that way"

by HeyMrCow September 29, 2017

heterosexual homeslice

one who has the sexuality of strait and can be classified as a homeslice

Howdy my heterosexual homeslice

by boop a snoot December 5, 2017

heteresbian

When two girls are basically in a happy lesbian relationship, but are both very straight.

Man! Those girls are so tight, but not attracted to each other! They must be heteresbians.

by You mean HUNKULES December 18, 2017