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heterohomosexual

A person that likes to see others of their same gender sexually satisfied but not the object of the groups satisfaction.
"We won't be having sex but I want to bring you to the orgy so we can all have fun, I'm a heterohomosexual in that way."
heterohomosexual by Rivermouth November 1, 2022
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heterohomosexual

1. a female gender reassigned to male who dates men.
2. a male gender reassigned to female who dates women.
1. She isn't lesbian. She's heterohomosexual and always liked women.
2. He isn't gay. He's heterohomosexual and always like men.
heterohomosexual by The Rhodesian guy November 22, 2015

Heterohomosexual

A straight person that feels gay from time to time.
I met this heterohomosexual at a bar yesterday and we had a nice ginger beer together
Heterohomosexual by Tictac2 September 12, 2017

heteromosexual

A heteromosexual is a person who is heterosexual or 'straight', but would still date the person if they came out as transgender, although they are not necessarily attracted to men/women/enby people.

Someone who is heteromosexual may consider themselves straight, but will still love their partner the same way if they decided to transition.
Heteromosexuals are not sexually attracted to any other gender than their opposite, but will make exceptions for partners they are already with.
Not being a heteromosexual and leaving a partner because they are transitioning is not wrong. It is your decision and it is likely a very tough and confusing situation anyway. You have no reason to feel bad about it.
Friend : I heard your partner came out as trans, are you going to leave them?
Lad : Nah, I'm a heteromosexual - I'll still date them even though they're trans.

Friend : So you don't have a problem with them transitioning? But you aren't gay, right?
Lad : I'm straight, yes, but I've already fallen in love with them, and their gender identity wouldn't change that.
Friend : Oh, cool. Now I can still write fanfiction about you two.
Lad : Wait what-
heteromosexual by Cryptigon April 11, 2020

Heteromosexual

A straight ,rugged, masculine guy that likes to have sex with other straight ,rugged masculine men
I, a rugged football player heteromosexual would love to have sex with the rugged ,tough masculine lumberjack in his cabin in the woods.
Heteromosexual by Larrycroft December 28, 2014

Heteromosexual

A person who is so straight, that they are comfortable acting gay.
Sally: Hey, are you gay?

Matt: No, babe. I'm heteromosexual.

Sally: No way!

Matt: Yes way~.
Heteromosexual by Dracaaaarooos September 18, 2016

Meterohomosexual 

it is a combination of a person who likes men and one who acts like a woman
Deron is a meterohomosexual since he got a manicure and then had sex with the guy that gave him the manicure.
Meterohomosexual by coolone January 25, 2007
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
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Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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