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people who have nose hairs long enough to go into their mouth.
One time I saw a hettler lick his nose hairs, it was disgusting!
hettler by thights May 10, 2017
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adolf heatler 

A phrase used to describe a person who takes full control of the heating system, altering the temperature without consulting anyone else in the office.
Me: Is it getting hotter?
Colleague: Yeah, Adolf Heatler over there changed the temperature.
adolf heatler by Whiteshadow November 8, 2013
Damn your a hittler
hittler by adam kys February 17, 2017
Hetrosexual. Straight.
Slang used by gay people.
They're nearly all rampant hetters and use our money to buy them cunt. But don't let that put you off, they're frightfully good at it.
--Christopher and His Kind
hetter by ILOVEMATTSMITH October 14, 2011

hettlepot 

One who will stop at no costs to annoy you.
That girl is such a hettlepot.
hettlepot by ifastyouknow December 5, 2014

nick hettwer

one who does not care about anything. I MEAN ANYTHING. Often smokes bowls to improve concentration
yo u gonna study for that chem final. Nah imma just nick hettwer that shit
nick hettwer by nick hettwer June 7, 2017

Cole Hetzler

An absolute God. Nothing less nothing more. He’s a hunk. A unit. He’s the bees knees and elbows. He is praised for his godly ness on the controller. He has a constant 2.7 K.D in each game.
Cole Hetzler: a god
Person: hey Cole

Cole: snaps finger*
Person: dies
Cole Hetzler by Itisdos October 25, 2018
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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