hammer the ham

To masturbate violently.

1.Is Tom coming out tonight?
2. No, he's at home hammer the ham.

by Flyingwallruss November 11, 2017

hammy ham

the best sticker pack on discord, and the best hamster you'll ever meet

hammy ham is such a creative name.

by 3k0e June 22, 2021

sis-ham

Relative to broham... a best friend. a buddy, or your really awesome sister who started saying it after watching the big lebowski.

1.What's goin on sis-ham??
2.Not much, just making a grilled cheese for my man.
1.Damn, that's lame...
2.I know...

by Sisham May 11, 2008

vertical ham sandwich

A rather subtle, tasteful substitution for the word vagina.

"If she doesn't close her legs soon that vertical ham sandwich is gonna be eaten right up"

by schh March 28, 2009

Dirty Ham Slapper

The act of slapping Woman's genital region or vagina. Can also be a form of masturbation. Normally is used in reference to a whore or slut who is pleasured a lot by this form of masturbation.

Dirty Ham Slapper Whore Dirty Vagina Vagina Masturbation

by Anonymous Gunman January 2, 2010

smashed ham sandwich

When a woman fist's herself in the ass commonly done in front of a group or partner for awe inspiring or gross out effect

Sam:You missed a great party liz showed us the smashed ham sandwich and bob was puked everywhere

by yaktownwelder January 20, 2010

Highway Ham

Also refered to as road head however Highway Ham occurs after a long road trip when your junk is salty.

Usually served with a side of salted nuts.

After an 8 hour road trip I just knew Phils Mom was ready for some Highway Ham with a side of salty nuts.

by Spincter Brown October 11, 2011