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What the Goon?

A phrase you use when a goon or a goontarded individual is acting up.
Jimmy: I’m going to spray my goon all over you
Eduardo: What the Goon?!?
by Schlawgertron February 10, 2024
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gooning

(unisex) The act of edging (getting yourself to the "edge" of orgasming but stopping right before and repeating) or being edged so hard that you enter a trance-like state, elated and giddy.
"when my bf came over the other day, he edged me so hard, like i was straight gooning to the point where i was slurring my speech. we got so carried away with the goon sesh i woke up with a uti the next morning."
by benadryljams February 10, 2024
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Super Saiyan Goon

A point where a man goes super saiyan after entering the most intense part of the gooning state
He went Super Saiyan Goon after watching that!
by DictionaryDude432 September 3, 2025
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Goon Stick

A term referred to as your cock. Typically men goon to porn with their goon stick getting all sticky and wicked. Gooners love to wack it.
I love to wack my goon stick to gooner brat tiktoks!!!!!
by goonerstick December 14, 2023
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looks gooning

cumming on your own face and rubbing it in
Oh your skin looks so good what moisturizer do you use

Well I’ve been looks gooning

So… Cum?

Yes
by RCFMO August 29, 2024
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Tampa Bay Flicker Gooning

When you stick your male part in the Tampa bay, and collect the dust from the rocks off the bottom of the bay, and then have a Tampa Seagull edge off each layer of dust, and then you spread your seed all in the bay. Which later creates new manatees constructed from your male seed.
i cant wait to go Tampa Bay Flicker Gooning , plus I really love Seagulls
by tampagooner33 February 8, 2025
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Goon

A goon is an individual that constantly obsesses over a random person they have never met. The goon is usually more active at night, expressing themselves through text messages to get his point across. The goon will not stop until they get what they desire. Goons are also never satisfied, they have an unstoppable hunger for drugs and fast food.
Goon “I want to rub her feet and massage her ears while she plays PlayStation” “she is cute” “my dads picking me up a double Big Mac, and a large pizza
by Hrhdisjehiduhdhdr January 4, 2024
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