Goonicorn 

A one of a kind Unicorn that travels through the expanses of space honking at systems before moving on to the next one, The whole purpose of the Honk is to find a partner to mate with. Little does the Goonicorn know that he is the only one, so he is destined to travel the whole universe alone. This whole journey is broadcast live on the internet for us all to see

Is it a goose unicorn or a unicorn goose? Neither its the Goonicorn

Goonicorn by Khuby February 5, 2017

goonbiggun 

Can be used as a noun, verb, or adjective. Generally used to reference someone or their unexplained actions.

Get up and make me some damn chicken noodle soup ya ole goonbiggun

goonbiggun by Bcpndc February 28, 2018

gooneybird 

A person who is behaving in a silly, prankish, goofy way; not to be taken seriously. The word is usually used in an affectionate or humorous way.

"When my five-year old gets together with her cousins, they all turn into gooneybirds."

gooneybird by notafreudian April 2, 2020

goonjie

Another way to say “gooloo”

“It’s goonjie night”

goonjie by big goonjie October 8, 2020

Goonagoova 

1) A goonagoova is when Google Translate fails to translate the simplest of all words

2) The process of forcing Google Translate to get whatever weird word you want, thus making a bundle of goonagooba.

Did you know, trying out goonagoova is so educational because you'll learn that computers can get really stupid

Goonagoova by howohowo October 27, 2020

Gooniör’s Law 

Everything is 50/50. Either something happens or it doesn’t.

“You gonna fuck that bitch?”

“Man it’s Gooniör’s Law, maybe it’ll happen maybe it won’t.”

Gooniör’s Law by decoldestcrawford June 26, 2021

Goonschlagga 

Australian Slang for Cigarette. Typically used in the state of Victoria in South Eastern Australia. The term is often associated with young white males who are involved in the sport of cricket.

"oi JD, you coming out for a Goonschlaggah at lunch time?"

Goonschlagga by GoonShagger December 26, 2021