grandmaster of the pootang

To earn the title "Grandmaster of the Pootang", one must be capable of performing expert level techniques such as the "Full Lick". Grandmasters are guaranteed to steal your bitch, use her up and toss her back to you like a Cabbage Patch Kid after daddy's pitbull Spike is done with it.

"Bro I tried to do that Full Lick shit mane, I can't quite get it. Shit's hard"
"Yeah man you ain't quite ready to be a grandmaster of the pootang yet"

by bigpappy June 24, 2016

grandmawhore

An aesthetic consisting of the grandmacore aesthetic whilst simultaneously being slutty.

That girl’s aesthetic is so swag. truely the ultimate personification of grandmawhore.

by bigdickgrandmaenegry June 25, 2021

grandmammy

An old ass grandmother

Grandma what would you do if I called you “grandmammy”

by Theee kinggg June 26, 2021

My Grandmas Muffins

A Sexual Act where the couple strips their clothes and consume eachothers privates while on a family video call. While you eat the meat you chew it up and spit it around chanting “grandmas muffins” over and over.

“Hey baby, would you like to show the family Grabdmas Muffins”
“You bet your ass I would!”
“I would love to show My Grandmas Muffins as well”

by MrHornywetsoco December 22, 2020

Grandmuthah

1. A grandma who does not act like the stereotypical grandma
2. A really cool grandma

Nugget: My grandmuthah bought her a book by some guy named Timothy Freake...
CoNAWR: Wow, you have a really cool grandmuthah.

by Elizabeth Tudor May 31, 2006

Grandmilf

1. n A beautiful sexy mom of a mom.
2. n Grandmother I'd like to fuck. Synonymous with Gilf.
3. n A great puma in her fifties or sixties.

Steve: Hey, check her out. She might actually be a grandmilf!
You: You know Steve, you may be right!

by Johnsterama November 6, 2007

grandpa-pee'd

Think of an absolutely awesome party abruptly and absolutely ruined by the arrival of your grandfather along with his comments about the insolent and hopeless youth. Well that's a royally grandpa-pee'd moment.

Well a grandpa-pee'd moment is pretty much obvious, you cannot miss it when it strikes down on you.

by The humble author of Eme-ki August 19, 2009