A term describing being stuck in slow moving or stopped traffic leading into a motor vehicle tunnel due to (1.) a person's poorly maintained brokendown crapbox of a car, (2.) another motorist's ignorance of the location of his/her fuel gauge needle, (3.) the local Department of Transportation authority selecting this day and time to close lane(s) down and stand around staring at the road, (4.) the half-wit trucker pulling a trailer too tall to clear the tunnel, or (5.) the motorist in the 4 wheel drive truck or SUV who crushed a car in his/her blind spot without utilizing a turn signal or common sense. This usually happens when you are already late to your destination.
"I was trying to get to work on time, but of course, I got tunnel fucked at the Holland 'cause some moron's rusty old F150 shit the transmission on the upgrade. I was an hour late."
"Joe's gonna be late. He got tunnel fucked downtown 'cause DOT is cleaning the storm drains. I don't know why they don't wait til after 10 P.M. for that stuff.
"Joe's gonna be late. He got tunnel fucked downtown 'cause DOT is cleaning the storm drains. I don't know why they don't wait til after 10 P.M. for that stuff.
by TheRoadWarrior July 29, 2009
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The act of giving in to something regardless of it being regrettable, such as pity sex, after the stereotype of the French to surrender often.
They keep asking me to take that position because noone else will, I'll be French Fucked if that ever happens.
She doesn't like him but he wouldn't leave her alone, so she French Fucked him.
She doesn't like him but he wouldn't leave her alone, so she French Fucked him.
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Get the Kentucky Fucked mug.When a individual becomes so inebriated at a social engagement that they then proceed to pass out and are in turn taken advantage of in a sexual manner by the other attendees.
Fuck, I was totally shit-faced fucked last night after those jager bombs, and now I can't shit straight.
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Man 1 "Oh shit there are fucking magic zombies outside!"
Man 2 "So?"
Man 1 "They are indestructuble!"
Man 2 "Oh shit, we're fucked"
Man 1 "Well, I guess i can put this on urban dictionary as "We're Fucked" Zombies, Cya lol!"
Man 2 "So?"
Man 1 "They are indestructuble!"
Man 2 "Oh shit, we're fucked"
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Get the "We're Fucked" Zombies mug.1.This phenomenon occurs when dining at a Mexican restaurant with a large group and the salsa is not distributed evenly throughout the table. The areas of the table that do not have ample amounts of salsa are "salsa fucked."
2. when you eat a ton of chips and salsa before your meal comes and your not hungry anymore
2. when you eat a ton of chips and salsa before your meal comes and your not hungry anymore
1.Jeff, all of the salsa is at the other end of the table, yo.
I know, we got Salsa Fucked
2. dude are you gunna eat your burrito?
no i salsa fucked myself and im not hungry anymore
I know, we got Salsa Fucked
2. dude are you gunna eat your burrito?
no i salsa fucked myself and im not hungry anymore
by cpcecil December 17, 2008
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