Tunnel Fucked

A term describing being stuck in slow moving or stopped traffic leading into a motor vehicle tunnel due to (1.) a person's poorly maintained brokendown crapbox of a car, (2.) another motorist's ignorance of the location of his/her fuel gauge needle, (3.) the local Department of Transportation authority selecting this day and time to close lane(s) down and stand around staring at the road, (4.) the half-wit trucker pulling a trailer too tall to clear the tunnel, or (5.) the motorist in the 4 wheel drive truck or SUV who crushed a car in his/her blind spot without utilizing a turn signal or common sense. This usually happens when you are already late to your destination.

"I was trying to get to work on time, but of course, I got tunnel fucked at the Holland 'cause some moron's rusty old F150 shit the transmission on the upgrade. I was an hour late."

"Joe's gonna be late. He got tunnel fucked downtown 'cause DOT is cleaning the storm drains. I don't know why they don't wait til after 10 P.M. for that stuff.

Tunnel Fucked by TheRoadWarrior July 29, 2009

Future Fucked 

Some who is future fucked or who is future fucking people up,

1. (n) Can be a kid from birth to 10 that follows current clothing, music, and television trends.

2. (v) Someone who forces all of the current trends upon their children or the children around them.

They will be idiots when they grow up, and they will have no real culture of their own.

1. Little Johnny knows all of the rappers, wears baggy jeans that show his boxers, he loves MTV, and he thinks he has bitches and homies. He's definitely Future Fucked.

2. Johnny's parents are Future Fucking him, by buying him gold chains instead of food, teaching him rap songs instead of grammar, have him watch MTV instead of Sesame Street, and letting him hang out with all the bad kids.

Future Fucked by Frank Rider August 23, 2009

Bingo Fucked 

What many Scrabble players will be now that proper nouns are allowed.

I just used all my letters and Bingo Fucked Tall Pall at Scrabble.

Bingo Fucked by Fappee April 11, 2010

French Fucked

The act of giving in to something regardless of it being regrettable, such as pity sex, after the stereotype of the French to surrender often.

They keep asking me to take that position because noone else will, I'll be French Fucked if that ever happens.

She doesn't like him but he wouldn't leave her alone, so she French Fucked him.

French Fucked by UltimateCarnage June 4, 2017

Kentucky Fucked

For when saying you got "fucked" doesn't quite cut it

That presentation was so bad, their grades are gonna get Kentucky Fucked

Kentucky Fucked by CSquirrel April 18, 2020

Shit-Faced Fucked 

When a individual becomes so inebriated at a social engagement that they then proceed to pass out and are in turn taken advantage of in a sexual manner by the other attendees.

Fuck, I was totally shit-faced fucked last night after those jager bombs, and now I can't shit straight.

Shit-Faced Fucked by nltgn September 14, 2009

"We're Fucked" Zombies

"We're Fucked" Zombies are magicly reanimated corpses that cant be killed, so ya, we're fucked zombies will fuck us up.

Man 1 "Oh shit there are fucking magic zombies outside!"
Man 2 "So?"
Man 1 "They are indestructuble!"
Man 2 "Oh shit, we're fucked"
Man 1 "Well, I guess i can put this on urban dictionary as "We're Fucked" Zombies, Cya lol!"

"We're Fucked" Zombies by Nakada7224 May 7, 2010