Cracker Dick

a white male penis

karen: - " oh my god i got some cracker dick last night "
jason: - " so it wasnt good right ?"

by why am i here 3am drunk an hig June 12, 2018

CrackedRack

A Youtuber, amateur journalist and video editor who is basically the fuck-baby of Alex Jones, WatchMojo, Cumtown and Ben Shapiro. He is dedicated to being as disgusting and despicable as possible. Also makes extremely shitty music nobody likes. Sometimes entertaining and decent and sometimes a retarded fuckboy and level 90 cringelord.

Known primarily for his beefs with Pastel Belle, Rogue Internet Man and Slimebeast.

Guy 1: Did you watch CrackedRack's newest video on the top 10 worst rapists?

Guy 2: I don't watch that guy he's a fucking nutter brah

Guy 1: He's okay

Guy 2: I don't care either way

by JackStellarEye December 4, 2022

moose cracker

an epithet, generally spoken in anger/surprise at something going wrong

Son of a moose cracker, that stupid driver cut me off

by moosecracker October 31, 2007

Wheat cracker

Used to describe a black person that acts overly white.

Dude 1: "Did you see Carlton on the Fresh Prince?"
Dude 2: "Man, that is one crazy wheat cracker!"

by Pat Mg Roin December 5, 2010

stale cracker

an old, ornery white person

Man, Donald Trump is a stale cracker

by HippOsiris January 15, 2018

chocolate chip cracker

The offspring of a black Jew and a white gigilo.

James: Ha ha! Look at Adam, what a chocolate chip cracker!

by Glomwill April 24, 2008

cracker

Noun. Derogatory term for "white person". Based on other popular definitions, the word is a also a precious excuse for passive-agressive white people who think they are victims and take this term as irrefutable evidence of the existence of reverse racism. The latter, incidentally, implies that there is some natural direction that racism is SUPPOSED to run...and that's towards black people. Not crackers.

Did you hear that black dude call me a cracker? It's so unfair that he can call me a cracker and I can't call him a nigger. I really WANT to call him a nigger, but if anyone caught wind of it it might hurt my senate campaign...and besides, I'm late for a benefit. God, I feel so OPPRESSED!

Why can't I shoot him for calling me a cracker, mom? He'd shoot me for calling him a nigger! Either that, or he'd use his considerable socio-economic influence to get me thrown in prison "for racism". And those places are just crawling with people of color.

by whitechick August 10, 2006