by kram ykram January 19, 2008
A crazy white person, can be male or female, who is completely bat shit crazy. To recognize a female Nut Cracker please note the following description: They have loud, abrasive voices, smeared eye makeup from crying and broken cell phones from fights with their significant others (usually a male Nut Cracker). They may also have what is commonly referred to as a "tramp stamp" on their lower back with their significant other's name as the design.
The male Nut Cracker can be more elusive and harder to find. He can usually be spotted fist-pumping his way through blaring techno at the "hottest" club while screaming at his girlfriend on his brand-new Iphone. Although hard to identify, listen closely for telling sounds such as "I told you I was busy, you crazy bitch!" or "You're a whore, you crazy bitch!" He is usually communicating with a female Nut Cracker.
Both types are considered dangerous and normal people should proceed with caution.
The male Nut Cracker can be more elusive and harder to find. He can usually be spotted fist-pumping his way through blaring techno at the "hottest" club while screaming at his girlfriend on his brand-new Iphone. Although hard to identify, listen closely for telling sounds such as "I told you I was busy, you crazy bitch!" or "You're a whore, you crazy bitch!" He is usually communicating with a female Nut Cracker.
Both types are considered dangerous and normal people should proceed with caution.
That chick you were with last night? Total Nut Cracker. Did you see her throw her cell phone at her boyfriend because he was talking to the female bartender? Freaking CRAZY!
by Absolut Ang August 03, 2010
by Doc Midnight and Co. September 14, 2008
(Noun) A three-person group sex formation in which a one white man is sodomized by two black men from the front and back.
After having having a lovely brunch at Cracker Barrel, Eugene, DeShawn, and Lil Wayne went home to have a cracker barrel.
by Hot Damn, Clarice! December 07, 2008
"WASH YOUR DAMN HAIR YOU SALTY CRACKER!!"
"That fuggin salty cracka swimming is gonna turn our lakes turn into a lobster fest ocean.
"That fuggin salty cracka swimming is gonna turn our lakes turn into a lobster fest ocean.
by Dennis Lopez March 04, 2004
Bobby Sue Hernandez is a total wet cracker. WHY? Because her mom's a cracker and her daddy's a wetback!
by Molly and James April 26, 2007