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crayon complex

A condition of baffling immaturity. Someone who just cannot let go of something and grow up. The term comes from the hypothetical situation of someone who has had their crayon stolen in the 2nd grade and they haven't gotten over it since.

The people who get picked on in school and then get a position of power to abuse people later in life could be said to have a crayon complex.

Someone who uses childhood trauma as an excuse to be a peace of shit later.
I can't believe he still brings that up, he has such a crayon complex.
by withinthecube December 27, 2012
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Obsessive Computing Disorder

Psychological / neurological condition.

The inability to pass a single moment without interacting with a computer screen of some sort.

The inability to pause and relax and actually think about nothing, without feeling the overwhelming need to fill your consciousness with the inane drivel that your extended circle of "friends" post on their social media.

The inability to interact with real people in a social situation without fucking tweeting that you're doing so and instagramming a photo of it onto fucking pinterest.
Work was utterly hectic so I took five minutes away from the desk to do a crap, but I have Obsessive Computing Disorder so before I knew it I was getting my phone out for a quick game of turds with friends
by jwgrooves October 24, 2013
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Software Company

A company that provides software to its costumers. In average software companies, the majority of employees is formed by programmers who provide the code to be compiled to the actual software product.
Microsoft is the most famous Software Company in the world.
by CodenameJoker November 6, 2013
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Nitro Composer

The middleware music engine that Nintendo offers to DS developers.

It offers a sample based synth, a sequencer with flow control and stream playback.
The Nitro Composer engine is used in nearly all ds games.
by henke37 May 18, 2014
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obsessive compulsive reloader

A term used to define a gamer who plays FPS games and reloads their gun constantly. The gamer may reload after every kill, or reload just to keep a full mag.
Call of Duty Player 1: Why do you reload after every kill?
Call of Duty Player 2: I have Obsessive Compulsive Reloader (OCR)
by dukezap1 January 2, 2014
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Measured compliment

A vague and insincere compliment used to be polite in a case of something awful, i.e. a terrible play, song, art piece, et cetera.
Man 1: "Oh, what a joy. By the way, the sound...is great."
Man 2: "Good, that's good to hear."
Man 3: "Thank you for that measured compliment."
by Bros Grimm November 1, 2017
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Teacher complex

It is a term used to describe when a student has a crush or takes an almost romantically liking to a teacher.
Oh my! My English teacher is so cute and kind! I am having a teacher complex!
by minsugahjussi July 12, 2018
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