Venetian Blind Bender

High quality crystal meth. Named for the user's high level of paranoia, leading to him/her peeking out of the curtains in fear of police, his/her family, imaginary friends/foes or the Illuminati coming to get them and haul them off to jail, rehab, hell, Guantanamo bay, or evict them from where they are squatting. See also: Meth Crystal meth Tina PNP Tweaker People of Wal-mart

Tweaker #1 "Man, I am so fuckin' HIGH, Bro. I can't stop sweating. I'm gonna take apart these two perfectly good toasters, and make one shitty toaster that hardly works."

Tweaker #3 "Ohhhhh kayyyy... Sounds like fun. Hey, where's tweaker #2? Is he scoping for the cops with his night vision goggles and police scanner again? He needs to lay off that Venetian Blind Bender..."

by PhillipHarass January 3, 2018

Eye of bendera

A human anus.

When Jackie bent over I saw her eye of bendera winking at me.

by Jrd1mra March 14, 2018

One-hit Blunder

When an artist is recognized for only one song, and that song failed in the sense that it's only enjoyed ironically or as a torture device

Rick Astley, Smash Mouth, and Darude could each be considered a one-hit blunder

by FresnoNightcrawler June 25, 2019

butch in a binder

A lesbian transtrender with a dissociative disorder.
Basically any female who thinks they are transgender but because they are so homophobic that can't get over the fact that they are a lesbian.

That girl is not trans, she's a butch in a binder.

by Lumlotus August 3, 2019

Oliver George Morgan Blundell

fucking legend and everybody knows it , if u know an Oliver George Morgan Blundell then u know u will know about his abnormally large sized penis and his 8 pack.

your an Oliver George Morgan Blundell!

by bumhole3256953 January 6, 2020

Jards on a bender

dark skinned, stinks of shit
wonky teeth homeless because cant afford braces or teeth

'Shit' is a synonym to the noun 𝐟𝐞𝐜𝐞𝐬

person 1: rahtid look at dem ruluum man over there styll
person 2: jheezedem i didnt even notice cuz
person 1: yeah my guye slicklyfe beggin it
person 2: tmab cant lie a jards life fulling with the bends

This is an example of "Jards on a bender"

by cahlielongwoodstyll September 29, 2020

BV on a bender

Bacterial viagnosis, at its peak.

Bv on a bender; Well a bender is a big fa party, so the BV is popping off.

by BV on a bender aka disco minge October 10, 2020