Barry benson Blumpkin

When your 69 ing but instead ur eating each other’s ass so ur 96 ing and ur also watching bee movie porn .

“Can you pay for dinner ?“
“Only if you give me a Barry benson Blumpkin”.

by Lozenger69 January 10, 2025

drunted skibidi blumpkin

When someone is shoved into a toilet as you make them give you head with a swirly, causing them to drown and die with the mixture of cum going down their throat and constant flushing of the toilet.

John provided Steve with a swirly, which ended in a drunted skibidi blumpkin due to John’s horny ass and his bulling nature toward Steve. To give John both the pleasure of head and bullying little Steve, a drunted skibidi blumpkin occurred

by Munt Master February 24, 2025

Chad oilfield blumpkin

When a gay flowback hand goes and takes a shit in a porta shitter on location and his gay boyfriend comes over and gives him head while he’s taking a shit.

My gay lover gave me a Chad oilfield blumpkin yesterday and I nutted so fast.

by Big Chad February 28, 2025

Businessman's Blumpkin

The act of taking a shit country blumpkin style, while also smoking a nice cigar. You, sir, are a gentleman of refined taste.

Bob: Did you get that file to the President yet?
Daryll: No, he was busy with his 9 O'clock businessman's blumpkin.

by TheActuallyRealBillClinton April 5, 2025

Blue collar blumpkin

A blumpkin preformed in the porta-poty of a job site on work hours.

“Hey larry sure is working better than he was before lunch”

“You havent herd? He got a blue collar blumpkin from sarah”

by Rubnutt March 7, 2026

North Korean Blumpkin

When your partner is cosplaying as a character from any source of media while you get a blumpkin from them. While getting the Blumpkin, you scroll through your phone looking at rule 34 of that character their cosplaying.

"do the jenny mod." north Korean blumpkin

by iloveblumpkin1234567890 May 18, 2025

Blue Collar Blumpkin

A sex act in which an individual receives a blowjob while defecting in a porta potty on a job site.

The union guarantees us two 15-minute breaks per shift; I typically use one for a cigarette and the other for a Blue Collar Blumpkin.

by Mikey1965 May 31, 2025