slammy bar

A bar mounted to the wall so when you take it up the ass by your Co workers you have something to hold on to!

When I get shift turn over from slammy Tammy I have to hold on tight to the slammy bar because she is always plowing me up the ass with issues.

by Clamer August 10, 2017

ninja bar

When you sneak a bar of xanax into somebody's drink

Dude what the hell happened last night at Beer Olympics? I was fine... only drinking natty lites until I just blacked out!

Bro you don't remember? Ahaha Taylor ninja barred the shit out of you!

by chinesepirate January 8, 2019

R Bar

The Pinnacle of disappointment

I once had hope but now I have experienced R Bar

by Juan Pablo is the best June 28, 2019

Boomer Bar

The column of ads next to an article, usually full of algorithmically generated garbage only people over 50 click on

My racist uncle bought a forklift operator t shirt off the boomer bar

by Agapin Ganus June 4, 2020

Cereal Bar

Really???? You don't know what a cereal Bar is??? Huh? Really? You eat it. There.

"Wtf this guy doesn't know what a cereal Bar is"

by WordsAmiright October 19, 2020

Lacey Bar

A Lacey Bar is a grab bar in a jeep. Formerly known as a pussy bar. History: A lonely dirty old man had a very old Jeep and his caregiver was a named Lacey- think white trash but with teeth. She would never do anything but the old man continued to pay her to keep him company. One day his grown ass children caught on that this skank wasn’t really a caretaker but a dirty no good ho and cut her loose. The dirty old man named the grab in his Jeep a Lacey bar in her memory. He even used one of those old ass label makers to commemorate the name by the grab bar.

You should have seen Todd the hay wads face when I got air over the hill. He white knuckled the shit out of the Lacey Bar.

by BigRDaddy October 25, 2020

Lacey Bar

A Lacey Bar is a grab bar in a jeep. Formerly known as a pussy bar. History: A lonely dirty old man had a very old Jeep and his caregiver was a named Lacey- think white trash but with teeth. She would never do anything but the old man continued to pay her to keep him company. One day his grown ass children caught on that this skank wasn’t really a caretaker but a dirty no good ho and cut her loose. The dirty old man named the grab in his Jeep a Lacey bar in her memory. He even used one of those old ass label makers to commemorate the name by the grab bar.

You should have seen Todd the hay wads face when I got air over the hill. He white knuckled the shit out of the Lacey Bar.

by BigRDaddy October 25, 2020