Shave That Shit September

The time of year when your family and friends begin to encourage you to shave off the manly animal growing on your face that is still left over from the previous No Shave November.

Girlfriend: "Is that a small kitten on your upper lip?"
Boyfriend: "No babe, that's my stash left from No Shave November."
Girlfriend: "You must have missed the memo. It's Shave That Shit September, so shave that shit."

by Rae Dave January 16, 2009

hammered dog shit

A. any soldier whos sucks at life.
B. any type of MRE that is terrible.
C. any situation that is undesirable.
D. when some one/thing is detestable

Mcknight, you look like hammered dog shit.

by MANNAMEDJACK March 5, 2009

Shit Stained Balls

While sitting in a hard surface such as a wooden chair, tempt fate by cutting a fart and accidentally shit. As a result from the hard surface the shit is forced to the back and front drenching your ball bag in wet play-doh.

Man 1.Dude, last night I went to blow ass and accidentally sharted all over my balls.
Man 2. Damn dude, you had Shit Stained Balls..

by JxHAWK July 28, 2014

I'll shit 'em

(Idiom) You/they are overhyped, and I shall perform the task without your help.

The mafia? Scared of a couple of paddies? I'll shit em!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 19, 2004

hot girl shit

A girl that’s a pimp that will use when wants too. Never worried about you unless it’s something she wants.

she’s on her hot girl shit . watch out!!

by linnaaa August 2, 2019

what the cock is that shit!

statement used when confused or surprised by an act, comment, or person.

katie said : connor tea bagged zack

WHAT THE COCK IS THAT SHIT!

by the original KKK January 19, 2008

cowboy style shit

taking a dump while stradling the comode reverse. So as to lean your elbows on the tank, or in a public restroom, grab the pipe like the reigns or of bull. AKA reverse shit, you have to mount & dismount the toliet.

hey bubba, i had to shit so bad after that taco bell, i took a cowboy style shit to hold on, my ass blew up and i almost bucked off.

by YDNA RunDPMG November 17, 2006