oh shit handle

the handle above the passenger-side door that one grabs when the driver makes a hard turn.

Because I was weaving through traffic, she grabbed the oh shit handle and asked me to slow down.

by monkey on a leash October 26, 2010

Holy fuckin shit!

When something great or something bad happens. Something out of the ordinary.

" That dude just hit that truck. Holy fuckin shit!.

by ~§hadow~ November 22, 2016

eat shit and die

Usually said when really pissed off.

Say it, then beat the person the fuck up.

"Eat shit and die!" Johnny said as he ran over and beat the shit out of the queer nerd.

by Mike February 8, 2004

Man U shit

When a given sports team or player gets ridiculously preferential treatment from a referee.

Comes from the way English football club Manchester United get obvious preferential treatment from referees in the English Premier League.

"Dude did you see the blown call in that game last night? Total Man U shit"

by Bart Mancuso April 9, 2010

shit on my dick

Phrase for showing dissappointment or anger toward a situation, simliar to "fuck me susan".

Max: Hurry up i gotta be at work in 5 minutes.
Dan: Fuck, im out of gas.
Max: Shit on my dick!

by TrippinBallz August 10, 2008

eat shit and die

A fun message to replace a fortune slip (in a fortune cookie) with.

MAN: Eat shit and die.
WO-MAN: No.

by Noodly appendage August 27, 2006

cart-o-shit

when you find a hiden cart of random trash that someone has hidden, to get out of cleaning it up.

Hey, what's that?

Oh, it's just another cart-o-shit left from task time today.

by momma kk June 6, 2010