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Zang

zang, thi word shall be used as many times a day as possible to improve circulation.
my, i feel like ZANG!
by general ZANG April 11, 2005
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Zane

Stupid big-mouth spoiled brat, tries to get a girl but gets rejected because he's a loser. Acts like a little girl when he doesn't get what he wants. Not manly at all and wants a van. Very awkward. Annoying and can't shut up. Not one to keep a secret.
A: Now everyone knows who my crush is, because of Zane.

B: I'm sorry, but why did you tell a bigmouth who your crush was?

C: Yeah, why are you even friends with him?

A: Yeah, I hate him now, he's a bumhole.
by Nerdseveryday May 1, 2017
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Zanzibarian

A word used to describe any kind of cooking or food that looks really shitty.
hey man did you have any of the zanzibarian chicken? It was almost as bad as the filthy rice.
by Aburesh01 November 17, 2007
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Zandra

1. When a person fucks up and instead of admiting they need help. They will fuck up a situation a deal or hold others accountsble for them fucking up from the start untill everyone acknowledges them as a victim of self induced harm.

2. when you start filling out an application or birth certificate and want to write sandra but messed up and write a Z and have to go the rest of your life as zandra

3. Begining a poorly planned task with a critically accident and instead of starting over you proceed with zero hope of success but will want others to burden the cost in the future.
Zandra was not paying attention and was in a minor car accident on her way to deliver a package to the auction house where a buyer was waiting. When asked Her car was driveable but her bumber fell off. A minor cosmetic problem that can be easily fixed.

The auction manager asked her for her address so he could help her and return with the package. She instead she became zandra lied and said her vehicle was fine. And would be 20 mins.

2 hours later the manager calls asking for the address claiming the customer was understandably upsept and wanted a refund for almost $2000 if the item was not avaliable.

Now this Zandra said she cant drive the bumper wont stay on and because she doesnt want to lose out on her $10 delivery fee she wouldnt give her address and help save the transaction untill her bumper was fiixed. But would not acceot any help either. She just wanted to stay on the side of the road pouting. And saying whoa is me

Opposite of being excellent to each other
by Tzar1 January 25, 2021
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Zane

An ugly muthafucka with no friends who drives a towtruck and has a pet squid. He has a small penis and has a low un-emotional voice. I'd advise you not to hang out with this person or you might catch Ebola
Eww... There Zane stay away
by budicada May 18, 2015
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Zanchap

When a man's penis becomes so big from male enhancements, his penis literally blows up.
Man, I was taking male-enhancements for about a month,and they pulled a Zanchap on me.
by J-Dizzle Pimp yo April 23, 2007
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zanelotti

Having more than two penises in or around one's mouth, vagina, asshole, or face at a given time, resulting in frequent sobbing, panic attacks, nausea, or irritation of the inner thigh.
Hey, what's the matter with Susanne? She got a zanelotti last night! OOOH SHIT
by vagbaby March 8, 2010
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