teds

A synonym for cannabis or marijuana. An abbreviation of "Ted Nugents," this parlance aims, ineffectively, to subvert the attention of the authorities.

Often, the reason for such failure is simple: the resultant sentence becomes woefully incoherent to the untrained ear. To the trained ear, it is obviously a pseudonym for a type of drugs.

Dude! Can I get some of those teds from you?

I start to get my panties all twisted when i don't have my teds!

Broheim has some dank-ass teds.

by Ted A. Nugent May 8, 2009

tediosity

A simile for Tediousness.

The tediosity of Anne's work is causing her depression.

by Ruzanna A. Kadir April 17, 2008

Tedisode

An episode of the tv show How I Met Your Mother that heavily features the annoying Ted Mosby character.

Dammit, it's a Tedisode this week... What else is on?

by Plowage October 28, 2010

tedophile

An old red neck pedophile .

That young grunge girl blew a tedophile.

by larry of the jungle September 20, 2012

tedophile

An old redneck pedophile who prefers women outwardly.

Some one who follows Ted Nugent on twitter.

That young chic who blew that tedophile thinks he's a bottom.

by junglelarry September 20, 2012

tedding out

the act of sneaking out of work early, but leaving your computer on to give the appearance that you are still there

Hey Adam, Jarod and I are tedding out of here to go to the grinder convention in our capri pants

by mfdunn01 April 15, 2015

teddy vinal

A fat fuck who cant afford a hair cut and his hair line is so fucking receiting and he has a very small dick, end of story

Wow you're such a teddy vinal

by Syndax June 18, 2018