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Shower Sport

1. the act of masturbating for long periods of time while in the shower.
1. Engaging in shower sports extended his showers by 10 minutes.
by britevision December 18, 2011
mugGet the Shower Sportmug.

heavy shower

A large fall of rain of short duration
Sam got soaking wet in a heavy shower on his way to home
by anonymous December 6, 2020
mugGet the heavy showermug.

shower the vacuum

when you are in an argument and dont want to make the sitaution worse
sally: “i dont get you
dylan: “dont shower the vacuum lets move on
by dumbdefinitons:) April 16, 2021
mugGet the shower the vacuummug.

Margarita Shower

When you have had a stressful week at work and you come home and your spouse is mad at you so you just want to get away and relax by having a margarita drink in the shower.
My boss was demanding and my wife mad at me when I got home. I took a margarita shower to relax.
by threefingers June 25, 2021
mugGet the Margarita Showermug.

black shower

i had the best black shower ever yesterday with this big woman
by Loffen2003 January 10, 2019
mugGet the black showermug.

Iranian Shower

When you jack off in front of your girlfriends face, ejaculate in her eyes so she can't see, open her mouth and lay a big steamy shit in her mouth, then, you helicopter your penis around the rim of her mouth, causing shit to fly all over the room.
I gave Donna an Iranian Shower last night dude, I gotta go clean it up.
by Asshole11 February 23, 2023
mugGet the Iranian Showermug.

Bumpy Shower

A gay sex act which involves but is not limited to entering a shower, bathtub, or sauna for the purpose of contracting multiple sexually transmitted infections such as gonorrhea, herpes, and genital warts. Quite often bubble bath or conditioner is used as lubrication to penetrate the anus. This often leaves both participants feeling dirtier than when they entered.
Jole: Did you hear that Bret gave Frank a bumpy shower?

Matt: Yea man, I heard they're both burnin now

or

Jole: I've been farting bubbles all day man what happened last night?

Matt: You don't remember? We took a bumpy shower.
by Chuck VanDoren September 25, 2012
mugGet the Bumpy Showermug.

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