Alabama Sausage Wrap

When you proceed to have intercourse with your cousin, and you wrap your penis with a confederate flag rather than using a condom.

I pulled an Alabama Sausage Wrap on Susie the other day 'cause she don't believe in none of that safe sex bullshit.

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Bringing home the bacon and the sausage

Stated by a male, who brings home the income and supplies sexual delight to his partner.

Yo baby you better be ready for me cuz i am bringing home the bacon AND the sausage.

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Colloquial term for A Vagina, The woman's Female Sexual Organ.

Samuel slowly and sensually slid his large manhood into Suzie's Swollen, eager pink velvet sausage wallet

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The guy that changes a lesbian's sexual preference to dudes.

Joe: What's with that spikey haired girl?
Pete: Oh, she used to be a lesbian.
Joe: Damn, who gave her the old transitional sausage?

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Candi sure likes the taste of zipper sausage.

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The Psychic penis that is sent from your mind when you mentally penetrate your victim/partner.

Person 1: Did you just slip me a Psychic Sausage?
Person 2: Just enjoy the ride dear

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A sausage that has been cut to resemble an octopus. Considered to be a cute addition in a Japanese school lunch.

My mom made me Tako-san sausage for lunch today!

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