rusty tailgate

Backside lovin with a silver vixen.

You see Gladys over there? I totally rusty tailgated her last night on the screened in porch.

by BigBen87 July 8, 2017

rusty mazzorella

A used tampon that is fried and served with marinara sauce.

My girlfriend gave me a rusty mazzorella stick to hold me over till dinner

by Kb11223344 April 27, 2021

rusty dalton

Rusty Dalton: The act of explosively pooping your pants after you pass out from drinking and eating hot wings while sadly watching the playoffs knowing your team lost another playoff game.

Dude, i was so hammered last night watching another playoff loss, I woke up to a Rusty Dalton

Bro, i passed out watching the game and woke up to a Rusty Dalton all over my couch.

by Giant Igle April 18, 2016

Rusty Thumboni

When someone is performing a rim job and simultaneously giving a handjob. At the moment of ejaculation, the thumb of free hand slides into the chocolate starfish.

"This freaky chick is giving me a Rusty Trombone like a jazz legend, but then she flips the script and turns it into a Rusty Thumboni. Now she's my wife"

by annoyasaurus November 22, 2013

rusty bobsled

Noun; Similar to a rusty trombone, but more familiar to those in cold climates such as Minnesota, the Dakotas, Canada or Scandinavian nations.

"Eh there Sven, ya know I gave that ol' nort Dakota girl, Bertha, the ol' rusty bobsled. And ya know what? She took it like a pro, like gosh darn ice hockey pro dontcha know"

by Norseman November 12, 2014

rusty porkchop

Grinding a penis between butt cheeks, using feces as lubricant.

I was rusty porkchopping the guy.

by Rusty Pork-chop August 8, 2022

rusty oyster

When a woman is on the rag, and drags her bleeding snatch across your face while you sleep.

I was sleeping peacefully when out of nowhere Lindsay gave me the ole' Rusty Oyster

by Mobileheath January 26, 2021