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Cock Mongoling Queef Burger

Noun; An insult. Usually just a random insult, unless they do infact destroy penis and queef very often. Usually used towards females, but can be used towards a male if chosen to.
Person 1: "Aww man that girl's a wicked bitch!"

Person 2: "She's a cock mongoling queef burger!"
by TheSavageSquid June 1, 2010
mugGet the Cock Mongoling Queef Burgermug.
When a man ejaculates inside a girl while she is on her period and she proceeds to fart out of her vagina (pussy), squirting out the creamy, bubbly, red and white jizzblood. Afterwards the combination of all of the substances forced out by the queef, drip down into her shit coated asshole, which works as a crust for the Strawberry Chocolate Queef-Pie and a tasty, delicious snack.
1. I was really hungry, so I fucked my girlfriend while she was on her period without a condom, so I could eat a Strawberry Chocolate Queef-Pie.

2. Thank god I waited long enough to fuck my girlfriend for both her period and the diarrhea around her asshole to dry, so I could enjoy this fine delectable that is a Strawberry Chocolate Queef-Pie.

MMMMM...Bloody Queef Cum!!
by Scott, Ben, Jesse October 28, 2007
mugGet the Strawberry Chocolate Queef-Piemug.

Bubble gum burp queef

During the act of sex, The man starts to chew bubble gum then immediately chugs a Coke, you then pull out, burp in her vagina and then seal it with the bubble gum. The burp then causes her to queef , causing her to blow a bubble with the gum.
Bro, I burped in this chicks vagina and then sealed it with that gum you gave me. She queefed and made a bubble gum burp queef!
by Squealing turtle February 26, 2020
mugGet the Bubble gum burp queefmug.

Tootsie Pop Owl Queefs

When a girl numbers off her queefs using the Tootsie Pop Owl's voice.
Things were going great until she started doing Tootsie Pop Owl Queefs - " Ah one! Ahhh Two! Ahhhh Threeeeeee!"
by Ghostington September 5, 2021
mugGet the Tootsie Pop Owl Queefsmug.

bloody red-rag queef

A insult commonly used in a name calling competition meaning the accused is of the desent of a rag which has been defiled with a chunky bleeding red substance aquired from a queef
Rosie is a bloody red-rag queef
by Jason "10" Young February 10, 2009
mugGet the bloody red-rag queefmug.

Lard-guzzling queef nugget

Basically a way of saying "dodo brain" to one another.
1: Hey dude, you look awful like a lard-guzzling queef nugget.
2: What did you just say to me?
1: (gulping nervously)
by Te-Agma-At October 12, 2020
mugGet the Lard-guzzling queef nuggetmug.

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