Poon Spoon

your cock

I was hanging out with Kim last night, she finally let me dip the Poon Spoon in!

by Boo Koo Dinero June 2, 2018

Poon

A McDonald’s phrase for when people order nuggets stands for people order our nuggets

Damn Jared we just took a forty poon

by RealBigRed February 14, 2019

poon

moon with your penis

I can't believe that Jack pooned here.

by anonymous March 14, 2022

Tea-Poon

The word originated from the Phrase "To Tea-Bag."
Its is when a girl Tea Bags a guy/Does a Tea Bagging motion on top of his mouth.
The "Poon" comes from The word "Poontang."

Which means vagina and was used by the American soldiers in the Vietnam war to describe Vietnamese Hookers.

Girl:Im gonna Tea-Poon My Man so Hard,He'll need a More than a Breath Mint.

by Punkoli January 12, 2012

Waxing Poon

Deriving from "Waxed Poon" or freshly hairless vagina; a Waxing Poon is the active noun. A freshly hairless vagina calls to man like a beacon in the darkness. Once a man is caught in its grasp, he is stunned for at least 1 full second. The more friends are around the longer they as a group, are stunned.

1. "No-man can resist a Waxing Poon"
2. "Chang'e uses Waxing Poon to stun her enemies"

by GamerGrammer November 13, 2013

phat poon

when you take a fat excrement on a girls chest, she then proceeds to lick it, then picks it up, rams her fist up your arse crevasse putting it back in there

I really enjoyed a phat poon
my grandma decided to phat poon with my dad

by Johnny sins 12 incher January 26, 2021

whinnie the poohs nutsack

it is filled with honey, instead of sperm.

Whoa dude, that chick looks like whinnie the poohs nutsack

by BiGdIcNigGahh October 5, 2020