junko

Junko is a Dutch word for rolled marijuana cigarette, mainly used on the streets. It is also known as a joint.

"we were gonna do a junko, you want a some"

by JA-JAcoba December 11, 2017

TV Junkie

A person who is utterly addicted to all forms of television. Most especially reality television shows, for example; Starting Over House, The Biggest Loser, Fear Factor et al. This disease however is not limited to only reality television shows, but also Law and Order and it's derevitives.

Gee that Katherine really is a TV Junkie. If this were cocaine she'd have track marks on her arms.

by Chris January 11, 2005

mad junkie hos

two girls who usually travel in groups. one is fat and hideous, the other is a huge butter face, and only hangs out with the fat one because it makes her feel better about herself, and is constantly putting her down. these types of girls usually come to partys, get fucked up off 2-3 beers and a bowl ( all scavenged of course)and then set theyre sights on a group of good looking guys to hang out with, make out with, or go cruising with. the guys will usually regret hanging out with these girls in the morning.

damn, when we saw those cops we were buggin out, we had some drunk underage mad junkie hos in the car.

by ed harris October 14, 2005

commie-fag-junkie

Term coined by comedian George Carlin for the worst possible person in the world from a conservative American's point of view during the hippie era thus: A communistic homosexual addicted to heroine.

Nixon must think all the hippies are commie-fag-junkies!

by thedzone October 2, 2009

Junkface

It's what you get when you wash your face with the same thing you use to wash your junk.

"Steve only has one bar of soap in the shower. He totally has junkface."

by pantstotherescu June 27, 2014

junkions

The Junkions, a race of junk robots. They are made of rusted scraps, chassis bits, manifold parts, and dented odds and ends. A little scatterbrained, they speak in odd-ryming, pieced-together sentences. Their words are a junkyard collection of broadcast fragments from T.V. commercials and radio jingles.

Stop thief, no welcome wagon hello stranger with that good coffee flavor for you, offer expires while you wait, operators are standing by.

You check-in but you don't check-out.

Ba weep granna weep ninny bang.

by Atomic June 10, 2004

Junking Around

To hang out with friends but do nothing since there is nothing better to do. Often leads to general mischief.

Person A: "Hey, what are you guys doing?"
Person B: "Ah, not much. we're just junking around."
Person A: "Oh. Hey, wanna go set off some firecrackers?"

by Nanook18 October 21, 2007