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Sheppard's Law

If you get on top in a fight after you just got you ass kicked. Then you tell people you won such fight.
Sheppard's Law say he won.
by BloodyGums December 14, 2010
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The Scopes Law

The term was coined by Gaming Steve Message Board member Logan Felipe in a thread discussing evolution*. The law is named after "the State of Tennessee v. John Thomas Scopes", a court case that provides a well documented, real world example of the law in action. The law's creation was also partially inspired by Godwin's Law.

*Note: This entry is not in any way intended to reflect the views and opinions of the Gaming Steve Message Board. All views expressed belong solely to Logan Felipe.
The Scopes Law states: "When discussing evolution in the presence of a creationist, the discussion always becomes a religious debate".
by Logan Felipe November 2, 2008
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Affleck's Law

Calling everyone who doesn't agree with you a racist, when race has nothing to do with it.
Affleck's Law.

Sam: Islam is the mother lode of bad ideas.

Affleck: Racist!

Everyone with a half a brain: Umm, Affleck, islam's not a race.
by Mojo1961 October 9, 2014
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Laws of the Weinhold

Act of not giving af until shit becomes personal. Then you are physically required to handle the situation by any means fucking necessary.

The 12 law's of Weinhold:
- Fuck her right in the pussy (FHRITP)
- drink protein shakes and beer
- be the party god
- must experience being blacked out at least once
- catch STD's like pokeman
- there are only 2 genders..

- master the theory of the chick magnet
- have sex into your elderly age
- avoid the friendzone like the plague
- Bust a mother fuckers head open if they be asking for it
- lift heavy fucky weights
- make others follow these rules
After my buddy followed the laws of the weinhold he was admitted to a hospital for a month before he died. It was neat
by Platezz January 25, 2018
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Wilson's law

Applied at times of superiority, that of politics to science, which holds that when A equals B, and B equals C, then A equals C, except where forbidden by law.
Consider Wilson's law as of opposite of Pareidolia, Mimicry, etc; Pattern recognition not at fault, drop hook with bait of what recon as rare thyself, hope can pull that fish up-board for: rarity spews back when measured by closed loop feedback.
by Valandstanandtomandandy December 2, 2009
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Fallsworth's Law

The unwritten law of physics that states that a falling object must always be out of your grasp when you try to pick it up.
Where did my @$#%^&* pen go? Oh, Fallsworth's Law!
by pentozali May 1, 2007
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The Law of Speedrunning

The Law of Speedrunning dictates that:
- Every game in existence has a speedrunning community.
- There are no exceptions.
Someone made a speedrun of getting banned in Club Penguin.
Classic example of The Law of Speedrunning.
by NeonLines July 6, 2018
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