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God

God is someone that will be with you through everthing.
Goals.
Obstacle.
Disaster.
by Candy Corn.com November 27, 2019
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the only way to get to heaven. without beliving in jesus christ (gods son) and belving that he died on the cross for all of man kinds sins there is no way to get to heaven. no matter how poor or rich or powerfull or weak you will not get to heaven but will burn in the lake of fire with all the other non belivers for ETERNITY. God is the creator of heaven and earth. u better turn before you burn because the day of judgement is coming
turn from satan and his evil ways and follow God
by a true beliver August 5, 2010
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God

When a person gets so bored that they decide to spell dog backwards and search it on google
OMG i'm so bored.....I know, i'll search Dog backwards to see what comes up.....oh look its God
by Jimbobharrisonill July 22, 2011
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A spiritual deity who balances all of life and judges all. If you make fun of Him, he'll probably kill you and send you to Hell.
Oh God! Please don't kill me and send me to Hell for making fun of you!
by Sean August 13, 2004
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ok...tired of people arguing he exists. Whether he exists or not, u dont have to put hate messages

i believe...im not gonna cram my beliefs down your throat, but i beleive. I believe that God created the universe, and species evolved and so forth into humans. If you want proof God exists, wheres the proof that he DOESNT exist. no one knows for sure. but everything had to come from something,

and also, the bible isnt to be taken literally. They are just stories on how to live a good life. For example, obiously Adam and Eve werent real, but the stories and virtues that could be taken from Genesis are whats important. Dont take the bible literally, its just a guide.
p.1- I believe in God
p.2- hahah thats a load of b.s
p.1- Why do u make fun of me for believing in God. I dont make fun of you for being gay
by tjizzle702 March 4, 2008
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He/She is Principle, Mind, Soul, Spirit, Life, Truth and Love!
Preson1: God is Life! He's the reason I'm living right now!
Person2: Dude, you are totally right!!!
by Christian Scientist August 3, 2008
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That with which homo sapiens will be reunited via what has commenced as the internet. Universal Consciousness (god), by definition, has no corporeal aspect other than that which it enjoys by being imbued into intelligent, i.e.consious, organisms -- an important one of which is homo sapiens. Other, perhaps superior, examples within our frame of reference include marine mammals, especially porpoises and dolphins with high brain mass / convolution depth and frequency to body mass ratio. But how,for now anyway, can we speak for them? We can't. So, back to the "big uplink"....

OK... god can't feel a thing. In the past, the role of homo sapiens in bringing some tactile and, whoa, much other, input to god has been popularly (an understatement) interpreted in such terms as "...he gave his only begotten son..." Whatever.

In reality, it seems to me to be much simpler and much less emotional than that: God can't feel... so we're here to feel and report back. Enough with the only begotten son crap, in my opinion.

So the Big Uplink has been under way for ages... only without the link having yet formed. Enter: the internet.

Bottom line: eventually all human tactile, corporeal, emotional, intellectual, and perceived spiritual experience is made knowable for god (converted to pure intelligence) through that which has started out as digital technology and the 'net. Eventually, bodies become obsolete. Eventually, all physical experience from chidbirth (from both points of view) through death(from a virtually infinite number of points of view) is translated into 1's and 0's, or wherever digital leads... and god just GETS IT. There's your "meaning of life", eh? Fits about every paradigm laid out thus far...

Anybody have a serious explanation more intuitively satisfying? Let's here it...
Internet EQUALS The Big Uplink.

This concept makes time travel (just around the corner) even MORE cool to think about...
by Littleflower November 16, 2004
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