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An array of disgustingly slimy limes, lemons, cherries, celery, olives and so forth, marinating in a brine of watery acidic juice with discarded pennies, burnt matches and bacteria from filthy hands, in plastic bins with flip tops. These are found by the waitress station at any watering hole or dive bar in most of the world where alcohol is served.
Never, ever, allow a cocktail waitress to serve you a drink garnished with any sort of bar fruit.
Bar fruit by KImCobain March 12, 2015

Forbidden Fruit Factor

The added sexual attractiveness to another as a result of them being forbidden to you. This is anything from teachers to step-mothers, or your best mate's sister. Incest also comes in to this, but that's pretty ill-advised if you ask me.
"Dan's mum just rocks my world, she's really a 5/10 but that forbidden fruit factor bumps her up to a solid 9"

Tossing Fruit salad 

One man tossing another man's salad. Gay men eating ass.
Jim loves tossing fruit salad before sex.

alabama fruit basket

Prior to intercourse, when a girl fills her vagina with various fruit to surprise her partner.
Girl 1: "Hey, you seeing Brad tonight?"
Girl 2: "Yeah, I'm gonna surprise him with an alabama fruit basket!"

wumpa fruit 

Its that druzit from Crash
How many wumpa fruits do you have
wumpa fruit by Weirdassleg October 24, 2018

frosty fruit 

A word used to say someone is a prostitute.
Look over there, that’s the local frosty fruit!