Friday

A song written and performed by 13 year old Rebecca Black.

It is by far the worst. song. ever.

Bill: hey, have you heard the song Friday?

Me: no, let's hear it.

Rebecca Black: It's Friday, Friday, Friday, gotta get down on Friday. Partyin, Partyin, yeah. Fun, fun, fun.

Bill: so what did you think?

Me: can you get something for me?

Bill: for sure, what do you need?

Me: A rope and a stool.

by potterfreak82 April 27, 2011

bloody Freida

When a girl wipes period blood across a guys eyebrows to make a bloody unibrow.

Sam ate the last of the cornpops so I gave him a bloody Freida.

by gabley September 13, 2010

Pre-Friday

A more optimistic name for Thursday. Popularized by Dallas-Fort Worth KDFW FOX 4 news anchors Tim Ryan and Lauren Przybyl during their morning news program, "Good Day." Pre-Friday makes the weekend seem less far away.

"Good morning, North Texas! ...43 degrees on this Pre-Friday. What are your weekend plans?

by MurrayRabbit January 14, 2012

Casualty Friday

A substitution for the well known Casual Friday (where you're allowed to dress down in your office on Fridays) that instead allows you and your co-workers to drink irresponsibly until someone needs medical attention. Everyone else is allowed to go home early when the ambulance arrives.

Xavier: The new boss just instituted Casualty Fridays!
Ally: Call the ambulance now; Alice won't make it past her third drink.

by Capital X October 11, 2012

sounds like my friday night

A come-back line in a conversation when someone complains or tells you something they're struggling with.

Karen: I'm not looking forward to going to the doctor. He always asks me to take my top off and his hands are always cold!
Justin: Sounds like my Friday night!

slmfn can also be used.

by jdpitt13 December 17, 2013

Friday Night Lights

While this is the name of a popular Hollywood movie starring Billy Bob Thornton about High School football in Texas, "Friday Night Lights" is a term that can also be used to describe the weekly Jewish event, Shabbat, since as every good Jew knows Shabbat includes the act of lighting two candles.

Friday Night Lights starts at sundown!

by Todd April 24, 2006

Friday 13th

The most unlucky day in the calendar. Justified fear of this day is called paraskevidekatriaphobiaor friggatriskaidekaphobia. You could get run over, your house could burn down, you could run into a long-lost evil boyfriend, or you could fall down a flight of stairs and subsequently die of neumonia.

Shit, it's fuckin Friday 13th!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
There's no fuckin way I'm gettin out of bed!
*Snore*
Oh, jeeeez, I just choked on my own phlegm.

by Paraskevidekatriaphobiac February 13, 2004