fart faced wrinkle fucker

Derogatory name usually used in response under high intoxication

Dood: your bout an asshat
Me: yeah well yer a fart faced wrinkle fucker , give me a beer

by Lord Blame June 12, 2008

fart face

The face you make when you're letting one go. The aligning of certain contours of your face is thought to have an impact on your ability to release anal gases.

Honey, you look funny when you're making your fart face.

by Mike P. Grant, Esq. March 19, 2007

Fart Art

The act of stuffing paint into your asshole and farting on blank canvas...

Smell the rainbow...

Man 1: hey bruh check this painting.
Man 2: is just a bunch of splatters on a canvas brah.
Man 1: that's the point breh, it's called "fart art".

by c-c-cold_c-c-carl August 27, 2016

Fart Rape

whilst enjoying one of what you believe to your own farts, someone else will apologise for it being from their anus. Thus leaving you feeling filthy and violated for enjoying the smell from someone elses guff box.....

imagine sitting, watching the tv, full of self admiration for having bowels capable of developing and delivering a smell so hideous to others but fragrant to yourself when you nan fess's up to having split her cholostomy bag. - fart raped

by matttrakker March 30, 2010

Fart recall

This is when you have to fart but you pucker up and the fart travels back up your intestines. This is also known as the inner fart as it is called by monks. They go through a sprititual process where they eat beans and deny themselves the pleasure of farting. This has killed many that have tried.

Cans of beans were once required to give a warning in regards to fart recalls. The FDA established that anyone who is too stupid to fart should probably go ahead and die.

Man did you hear her stomach? I think she just had a fart recall.

Monk1: Is bob meditating?

Monk2: Yes he just ate a large can of busch beans.

Monk1: Wow he is going to have a huge fart recall. How spiritual......

by Wade Logan July 4, 2008

Fart Tube

A tube connecting one's anus to another's nose. Variation on 'Fart Mask'.

If I stick a tube from another man's anus to my nose, does it make me gay?

Somethin's brewin'. Fancy a Fart Tube?

by Farttubemmkay December 8, 2009

Fart Bong Soup

The Fart Bong Soup is a portable and purified version of the tried and true 'Cup of Soup'.

A 'Cup of Soup' can be defined simply as:

-Cupping ones hand as close and as tight to ones anus allowing the rectum to dilate and release a very quiet and extremely noxious gas. This process it then followed immediately by containment of the gas within the vessel or hand used.

The desired effect or 'Cup of Soup' is achieved when one releases the noxious gas in another persons face.

The Fart Bong Soup is perfected in the shower of ones home.

With your back towards a running shower, cup your hand tightly around your anus allowing the water to 'pool' in the 'cup' created. Now, relax and allow the fart to be born into water. The sound created will be very 'bassy', dense and loud with the quality of fart being pure and likened to death.

Once mastered, the Fart Bong Soup can be achieved in many places with only the assistance of a small bottle of water. Fart Bong Soup is best savoured for your girlfriend/wife in the shower or as a party trick.

Scene- Shower

Wife: Shane, what the fuck are you doing?

Shane: Shut the fuck up bitch, your in for the special fart bong soup. Here is one I prepared earlier!!

Wife: OH, Don't you go there!!!

Shane: 'BWAAAAP' hehehe

Wife: 'thud'

Shane: hehehehehe

by Ball'n'stuff May 13, 2010