Coconut Smile

When someone cums in your mouth and they smile and it drips from the side of your mouth onto your chin and then probably onto the floor.

“Oh man! When I pulled my big ol’ Dick out her mouth last night she coconut smiled at me. Then she had to mop the floor”

by Chubbbbbbbs October 19, 2018

Urinal Colonel

Person who cleans,or mantians urinals.
could be a janitor or perhaps a jail trustee

Fuck man ill be a urinal Colonel for a while.
beats the hell outta shoveling shit.

Coined By Dan and Impact Weekend 08 in middleville MI

by JEFF BEAM February 24, 2008

Norwegian Coconut Lollipop

When man poops into saran wrap as well as cums inside it. Then he puts a stick into it and freezes it over-night to make his partner lick and put it into there vagina as well as anus.

Tom: I gave my girlfriend a Norwegian Coconut Lollipop

Fred: Did she enjoy it?

Tom: HELLS YEAH!

by Bob the Dora August 23, 2011

cajones

Although completely unrelated to cojones, it is the closest way to the best way of saying cojones, actually sounding it out is how you would say it. Ka-Jones

Yo, she's all up on his Ka-Jones (cajones)!

by pj134 January 11, 2008

colon cricket

A term used to describe someone who enjoys exploring another person's rectum with their fingers, tongue or penis.

Shannon Malcom is a colon cricket.

by Paul Lanier February 14, 2008

gabe's colona

a really gay kid that has no friends. everyone hates him except for like one girl and maybe some gay kids.

Gabe is gay.
He has no friends.
Gabe's Colona? More like Gabe's Colon.

by Pat flann June 20, 2006

coconutting

shitting on a girls chest, while tit fucking her and then cumming all over her tits.

what is coconutting?

by Line and Steen May 3, 2008