[chappy]

when lips are chapt, very badly.

;or when talking about chap stick

Oh lord im so chappy today.

Hey dude, pass the chappy.

by t-rex 69 December 22, 2008

Michael Chappell

Old. As. Shit.

Rich Shauger, Flat Beer, Old People (obviously), Michael Chappell

by Alexa Meyers January 15, 2010

Chopper

Slang expletive.
Def: Falice;Boabie;Knob;Dobber.

Regional dialect in West of Scotland (especially the Clyde Valley) for a large formation of male genitalia usually directed as an insult towards a person who "is pure ful o' themsel'"

"Aw, whit man... That guy oo'er ther is a pure chopper!!!"

(roughly translated to 'that gentleman over there is a bit full of it...)

by Scott Kerr April 17, 2006

chopped & screwed

Music that has been adjusted or edited so that grandpa won't feel uncomfortable listening to it. Less bounce per ounce.

There's also a chopped & screwed version so that you people with absolutely no energy can still comfortably attempt to mingle with the angst-ridden youth.

by agentlovelette September 14, 2008

dave chappelle

A compulsive masturbator who talks about it on TV.

Wu Tang Clan ain’t nothin’ to mess with *jerks himself off.*

by Philip and Randy June 23, 2004

chopping broccoli

cutting up cocaine into lines for snorting

What did you do last night?
I was up all night chopping broccoli.

by chubbyrain October 14, 2003

Dick Chopper

A petite or slender woman that is voracious in bed to the point she chops your dick off with her vagina.

While looking at a petite/slender woman in a bar a guy mentions to his friend, "That chick is a dick chopper"

by El Arabe December 17, 2010