Catherine

A dumb bitch who is dumb and does dumb things

Someone: *thinks sweetener isn’t a good album”

Person: damn you’re out here showing dumb bicth behavior aka catherine behavior

by Crackheadrose August 18, 2018

catholic high school

a magical place where you find your long life friends. you wear uniforms that are unique to your school and you don’t have the stress of finding an outfit like public schools do. there are amazingly hot guys walking around your school. you walk around knowing everyone and there’s no judgment in wearing a uniform or how you look because no one cares. you find your long life soul mate here and you most likely will get married to them. public school kids always wonder how we pass classes and it’s because the kid in front of us or next to us is really smart. we are all in this together and no one snitches because snitches get stitches. the sports at these schools is A1 which is the reason some people go here. we all know our alma mater and sing in with glee. we all know our quote that guides us “faithfulness merits the crown.” and les not forget our dear Father Paul that is amazing.

catholic high school- a place where no one judges you because no one cares and is just looking for a college to go to.

by gioiaflip November 7, 2018

catholic spray

During sex, being ejaculated on while simultaneously having a priest sprinkle you with Holy water.

Not to be confused with the underground Parisian band, whose logo displays a tri-breasted rouge goddess, trapped in a coffin.

At my nephew's christening, I locked eyes with Reverend Bill and was soon covered in Catholic spray between the pews.

by Dope Ass Breakfast September 11, 2013

Traditionalist Catholic

1. One who is part of a hardline protestant splinter group of Catholicism that overvalues the parts of the religion that most Catholics try to downplay. The Traditionalist breed value arrogance and exclusion and are schismatic and heretical. Their break with the Church is over Vatican II, an infallible ecumenical council. Through convoluted arguments, Traditionalists convince themselves that they can deny Vatican II's validity and still maintain communion with the broader church. They utilize many technicalities in their arguments to hide their abject rejection of the council.

They attend valid masses (usually Tridentine) and even participate in Holy Communion, unknowingly disrespecting God and the true Church all the while.

Traditionalist "Catholics" tend to have delusions of grandeur and overly high opinions of themselves. They are also the type of people who don't function well without a strong authority figure in their lives. Their protestant religion gives them the greatest authority figure of all: a vengeful God for whom mercy is a luxury gift reserved for the Traditionalist faithful alone.

Real Catholics feel kind of bad for Traditionalists, because Traditionalists act as if they are the true believers, and live life oblivious to the inherent heresy at the core of their beliefs.

2. Assholism

1. Mark is a Traditionalist Catholic

-Therefore-

Mark believes that the Catechism from the early 1900s is better than today's Catechism. Mark is also not very smart.

2. Mark is a Traditionalist Catholic

-Therefore-

Mark is an asshole

by CatholicOneder April 10, 2012

CATHERINE

A girl who is owned by a man named Carlos

Catherine belongs to that best male stripper named carlos.

by hahahehejaja February 11, 2018

Cathy

The pot stirrer

There Cathy goes, stirring the pot with her big Wooden spoon

by Hhhhhagahagaga May 15, 2019

Cathal

A poof that wants nothing more than to grow. Also an other word for a sheepshagger.

Simon is in the field and he is acting like cathal

by Mc glone November 28, 2003