12 second car

a very slow car's 1/4 mile time

the skyline is a 12 second car

by dude April 7, 2003

September 12, 1994

September 12, 1994 is the leader of BTS birthday! His name is RM, and as Army knows, he is our president and makes ever army's day better! This is the day you should appreciate RM for leading our boys for more than 7 years!

EX:

RM on VLive: "Ahhh... Today is September 12. It's my birthday! I was born on September 12, 1994."
JHope: "Happy Birthday RM!"
RM: "Thank you!!!"
Bts while ARMY is watching on VLive: "Happy Birthday to you! Happy Birthday to you! Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday... Happy birthday to you!"
Army on VLive: "HAPPY BIRTHDAY OUR PRESIDENT!"

by BTS.purple.ocean.<3 November 13, 2020

Edward 12 Hands

The game your lightweight friend plays while everyone else is playing Edward 40 Hands. Usually seen as a total cop out on the part of the player.

Jim: I can't believe Bob's playing Edward 12 Hands like a little puss while we're all playing 40 hands!

Joe: Seriously, man... Hey, I have to pee. Wanna help me unzip my pants?

Jim: Totally.

by mkmtrumpeter March 29, 2009

Section 12 bankruptcy

As opposed to Section 11, if you file for Section 12 bankrupcy, and you're successful, it means the Fed will bail you out.

AIG were succesful in their bid for Section 12 Bankruptcy, whereas Lehmann Bros were allowed to go under.

by Seanoooog October 31, 2008

12 year old

A masturbation MASTER, masturbates almost every night also girls finger themselves

Teacher:Stop spewing ur cum on Rachael!!!
Boy(12 year old):Sorry Teach .....you want some???
Teacher:SURE right in my mouth plz
Boy(12 year old):*cums in her mouth*
Rachael(12 year old):*cries* I wanted that!!!

by Riku_Fucker(Sora) December 14, 2008

12 inch penis

Something Nick Barrett does have (see also, Nick Barrett)

Dude, My boyfriend doesn't even come close to a 12 inch penis.

by Your mom April 4, 2003

12/01/20

this specific date is very special and important to both me and my boyfriend:). it was the day when elijah (my boyfriend) confessed to me about his feelings towards me, how he wants me to be his forever, and how much he loves me. it was a school morning, i saw a couple of notifications from him, and i was smiling so damn hard, and so i opened his messages and saw that he talked about how much i mean to him and how special i make him feel all the time :D of course i was crying tears of joy, i never thought that this day would come, and since then i've been so incredibly happy and grateful to have him in my life. his words mean everything to me <3 OH AND- of course i said yes to being his girlfriend :D, i honestly thought that i was dreaming, but i wasn't. damn, i swear that im so lucky to have him in my life. without him, i would've have given up already, and i would've been at my lowest point right now. he has lit up my life, and i just have to say that he is my complete everything and he means the whole world to me. this boy is someone i never want to lose. i love him so damn much, i could never imagine myself with anybody else but him, nor could i ever imagine somebody else with him other than me :D he's my soulmate, my twinflame, the love of my life, the father of our kids, my happiness, my love, my world and my everything <3 i really hope to never lose him.

my boyfriend and i got together on this date : 12/01/20 :DD

by andreea <3333 March 19, 2021