Definitions by mkmtrumpeter

fuddy duddy 

When a couple is having sex, and the girl hasn't reached orgasm yet. The guy cums and feels bad about it, so he keeps going, but he's already starting to get soft.

The sex would've been fine, even if I hadn't had an orgasm, but he just wouldn't give up... It was a total fuddy duddy.

fuddy duddy by mkmtrumpeter December 13, 2010

Lazy Gentleman

An act usually performed by a male in which he offers to get the door for a female and opens said door by pushing the door's handicap button. Often followed by the woman being allowed to enter the door first simply because the handicap button puts the man farther from the door than the woman.

Cindy: How was your date with John last night?

Suzie: Horrible... he took me out to a really crappy restaurant, made ME pay for his meal, and even pulled a Lazy Gentleman on our way in.

Cindy: What a total douche!

Lazy Gentleman by mkmtrumpeter April 6, 2009

Edward 12 Hands

The game your lightweight friend plays while everyone else is playing Edward 40 Hands. Usually seen as a total cop out on the part of the player.

Jim: I can't believe Bob's playing Edward 12 Hands like a little puss while we're all playing 40 hands!

Joe: Seriously, man... Hey, I have to pee. Wanna help me unzip my pants?

Jim: Totally.

Edward 12 Hands by mkmtrumpeter March 29, 2009