watchtower

What the Jehova's Witnesses now call themselves.

Hi, would you like to be converted to Watchtowerism, filthy heathen?

by donth October 27, 2003

Whale Watcher

anybody who is extremely stupid can be a whale watcher

he must be a whale watcher.

by heymarket station September 4, 2003

watch

1. an item a douchebag who knows the time owns.

2. faggots where watches in order to show that they have so much money, they can waste it on tacky ugly useless shit like shiny watches. They like to call attention to these watches by making a scene about having to "TAKE OFF MY 5000 WATCH BEFORE I PUT MY HAND CREAM ON!" so that they can later jerk off to old men shoving hot pink decorative dildos up each others ass holes.

bob - Hey dude lets jerk off together while we watch this hot porn we bought yesterday!

dan - yeah sure! FIRST let me take off my million dollar tacky ass watch so i dont get cum or hand cream on it!

bob - *mutters under breath* you watch-wearing shit head.

by jennaandgraceHOTTNESSS<3 January 25, 2010

Watcher

(n) A person who observes the activities of another person. Those being observed by a watcher are usually unaware they are being inspected and studied by a third party, unless that third party reveals themself to be a watcher.

Kelly: "I see that you added that slutty hot chick to your Myspace friends list.
Kevin: OMG your such a watcher!!

by Telly D. May 19, 2006

dont watch that

Dont look at that its rather embarassing

raaahz dont watch afro blud
>Oh my! dont look at my afro, its not looking its best<

by leila November 1, 2003

crotch watch

The act in which a homosexual's (usually a male) eyes wander from direct eye contact to the genital region.

Nathan: Man, that dude never looks me in the eye when he talks to me!
Keith: Well, thats because he is on crotch watch

by thomas jenkins July 27, 2007

watcher

someone who perfers to watch girls strip rather than actually fuckin them.
why anyone would be like that, i have no fuckin clue

he is such a loser, i came to fuck, but i ended up just getting undressed because he was only a watcher and was to scared to fuck me, dickhead

by screwster May 13, 2005