The Brett wank

The brett wank is a form of masturbation in public mainly on the east coast of England.

Did you see that lad having the brett wank on the beach last night

by Bait needle January 7, 2021

Soapy Finger Bum Wank

The act of fingering your asshole with your finger/fingers covered in soap, while masterbating.

“I was struggling to get myself off so I decided to have a soapy finger bum wank”

by KD Jackel October 17, 2021

hair wank

to wrap some birds hair round your penis and then with the use of her head and your hand to proceed to spill your load all over her hair causing severe tanglement of her hair.

Man - Oh baby, I love the hair wank, I am about to shoot my monstrous load all over your goldie locks

Bird - thank you, you are most kind and I am eternally grateful. can you pop to the shop to get some Pantene Pro V

by Dazzling Dazza July 7, 2006

wank wank

1. When a man gets against a woman and starts doing dry-humping motions back and forth and saying "wank wank".

1. The act of sex.

Hey baby, wanna go back to my place for a little wank wank?

by mandas January 31, 2007

Wankbank

A special part of the brain that males have to retain images of things that are likely to aid them in masturbation later on.

Person 1: "Omg, that girl is fit. Check out her boobs."

Person 2: "Yup, that's in the wankbank."

Person 2 then continues to use the image later on to masturbate in private.

by IWantYourChuff101 June 30, 2008

Ham Wank

To have a wank whilst having a slice of ham between your hand and your penis.

I went to the shops to get some sliced ham so I could ham wank all night.

by dozza909 January 25, 2012

wankbag

a cocksmoker

george bush is a wankbag

by yi mudder July 2, 2003