to wrap some birds hair round your penis and then with the use of her head and your hand to proceed to spill your load all over her hair causing severe tanglement of her hair.
Man - Oh baby, I love the hair wank, I am about to shoot my monstrous load all over your goldie locks
Bird - thank you, you are most kind and I am eternally grateful. can you pop to the shop to get some Pantene Pro V
Bird - thank you, you are most kind and I am eternally grateful. can you pop to the shop to get some Pantene Pro V
by Dazzling Dazza July 7, 2006
The art of sneaking up to someone with white hair and cutting a lock of their hair and then wrapping it around ur cock and masturbating with it. Named so because all angels have white hair
Luke: Man cut a lock of his hair out, i need an angel hair wank.
James: Forget that i've got a fresh bag at home from the hairdressers
James: Forget that i've got a fresh bag at home from the hairdressers
by lionface23 January 17, 2009
The process of cutting a lock of hair off of someone with white hair (specifically King Nugle himself if you want the ultimate masturbation pleasure). One can obtain the hair while waiting when an angel is getting his/her hair cut and collecting the hair off the floor, or the more fun way, sneaking into an angel's room and cutting a lock straight off while they're asleep when the hair is fresh. Fresh angel hair provides a softer stronger jizz explosion.
Luke: Sssshh, don't wake Oli i haven't had an angel hair wank for too long. Leave him alone!
James: Sorry, i just really love sucking dick
James: Sorry, i just really love sucking dick
by lionface November 24, 2008