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Word turkey

A phrase originated in Kaufman, TX that can be used to acknowledge a statement, to confirm affirmation, to express your approval and/ or just to say hi.
Y’all gonna be home later?
Word Turkey.
by Slim’sLady January 10, 2022
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greasy turkey ass

aye man i just ate a greasy turkey ass
by the scientist! January 6, 2022
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Gotham Turkey

When a man dresses in a bat suit with the balls cut out, then proceeds to eat a raw turkey as a live one shits on his torso. Meanwhile another turkey pecks at his butthole hairs, while the man shits.
Last night I was with this wild girl, and she asked to watch me do Gotham Turkey.
by Boobalaz July 15, 2022
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Tory Turkey

A member of the electorate in the United Kingdom who voted to enact the Conservative Party's policies, policies that are against that member's own interest.

Derived from "Turkey's who vote for Christmas"
The Tory Turkey voted for Brexit because he was told by Jacob Rees-Mogg order to lower energy costs, however, the value of the GBP to USD can be seen to crash on the Forex Graph on date of the referendum result, and since energy is bought in USD it means that energy became immediately more expensive upon getting Brexit as an outcome... the Tory Turkey in fact voted to make energy prices more expensive!
by Juanco March 3, 2023
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churkey turkey

When you cum in a blender and blend it with your cock.
Samuel went to the E.R for doing a churkey turkey.
by person12345678998765432 October 11, 2023
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Bushman's Turkey

To furiously jettison mucus from the one's nose in geyser bursts. Block one nostril, apply large amounts of pressure through the other and aim downwards towards the ground. It should clear the nose instantly.

If not performed correctly, with sub-par pressure or dignity, one may be left with Jenolan Cave stalactites hanging from one's face perch.
Oh, look! Dave's banging out a Bushman's Turkey!

(Dave proceeds to excrete a series of lengthy mucus from his snoz)
by MC Ned Kelly March 13, 2010
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Carve some turkeys

When a car parked at a store on Thanksgivng day is keyed with the letter "T" to protest stores being open on Thanksgiving.
They went to go carve some turkeys.
by Gobblegobble November 27, 2013
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