A sexual act in which the woman lies on her back while the man squats down dropping his balls in her mouth while clenching his asshole over her nose. During her convulsive sexual asphyxia, he can choose to either a) jizz on her tits or b) frig her to climax or c) both. Also known as the Turkish Melvin
by D-Bones September 8, 2008
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