purple tiger

An African-American policeman, whose skin is so dark that it seems purple, allowing him to betray even other black people. Purple tigers are known to appear when tripping balls and/or when watching Walker Texas Ranger. Also a term used to describe purple marijuana.

"PURPLE TIGER!"
"What?"
"Huh?"
"Stop trying to bug me out, faggot"

by Chuck Norris Karate Kommandos September 10, 2008

Tiger Woods

Verb- to take 5 months off of golf after your life falls apart because your wife and everyone in the world found out you got major pussy then shoot best round of golf in your career at the hardest course, because your beast!! Tiger is fucking awesome i hope he ins the Masters.

Guy1"what happened to your face?"
Guy2"My wife beat the shit out of me after she discovered my affairs"
Guy1"then why are you so happy"
Guy2"Cuz i just shoot 4 under par at the motherfuckin Masters and got two eagles, too!"
Guy1"Wow you sure tiger woodsed the hell out of that course."

by chicago's greatest April 9, 2010

Tiger's ladies

Having a multitude of women that you have contact with, all secretly, and the others not knowing about eachother.

The man would have to explain all his Tiger's ladies to his wife, one way or another, when she caught him at a bar snuggling with another woman.

by poodletoes December 14, 2009

Tiger

When person (male or female) cheats on their significant other with a horrendous amount of sexual partners.

Did you hear how many mistresses that tiger had? He must be a walking STD!

by WoodsWhoak December 16, 2009

fucking saber-tooth tiger

1) N. a woman who is 40 years or more older than her sex partner/ husband/ boyfriend/ girlfriend

2) N. a "cougar" to the EXTREME

1) Harold and Maude (1971 film): Maude is 79, she developed a sexual relationship with Harold who is 19. She's a fucking saber-tooth tiger.

by -Highschooler January 29, 2010

tiger strip

When a male or female pulls out a girls tampon with their teeth and shakes their head side to side, causing it to leave red marks (aka tiger stripes) on both sides of the face.

After my girl let me give her a dirty sanches, she made me wear some tiger stripes.

by SP May 13, 2005

Tiger Stripes

The white stripes of thick gooey smegma left on your hog when you pull it out of a chick.

I was pounding some chick real hard and she was so wet she left tiger stripes on my cock.

by Ucfiveo September 21, 2009