Dirty Tool

Someone who acts like they do hardcore drugs when in fact they dont, and say that to get attention. Someone who is dirty by nature and acts like a tool to get friends.

shutup, your such a dirty tool

by krickett13 December 2, 2010

blue tool

Someone who is a total tool, but you cannot refer to them as a tool because they are your "friend" or you are related to them.

ME: I don't want to go to Scout's Bar Mitzvah.

MOM: Why not?

ME: Because he is a blue tool and I hope he dies soon.

by d-frank April 17, 2007

telecell tool

These are the people that try to get on television and call their friends to see if they're on tv. They wave and smile like the true tools that they are.

John sat in the front row behind home plate at the Indians game and called me to let me know that was him waving. What a telecell tool.

by cinti August 24, 2006

cream tool

The act of being stupid, retarded, and/or extremely delayed.

"Boy, that Jim sure is a cream tool!"

by TessAmanda November 2, 2007

fair tool

a person who thinks there all that. they think there the greatest

Jayden is a fair tool sir

by Mikki93 February 4, 2008

pie tool

equates to dildo

" you are such a pie tool"

by arfan September 28, 2008

mule tool

Fryy on Uldamin in World of Warcraft

Dude your a mule tool

by Deziken October 14, 2009