Toe-slammer

A person who is funny but rude. A person who makes you laugh and then cry.

She was a real toe-slammer.

by loatgoat December 19, 2018

independent toe

when your big toe can point like a finger to things and you can pick everything up with it.

very handy

person 1: ew is that a chode
person 2: no its charleys independent toe

by taste of her iridocyclitis October 27, 2015

Pakora Toes

Big brown looking toes.

Eww she has pakora toes.

by Battle4sentinel March 28, 2015

Gruffalo toes

Gruffalo toes is a person with dirty and disgusting toes

Get your gruffalo toes away from me

by Lil.briggs May 28, 2020

toe-nad

When a guy's jeans are way too tight. Creates major ball-ache. Some girls find it really sexy, some just gag. Three variants. Sometimes the nads hang with the bone, sometimes they find their own leg. When they split the difference it gives the impression of soft buck teeth.

Shit, Conrad's got major toe-nad. Hey Con. need an aspirin?

by coblinsky May 11, 2008

toe wagled

First of all you don't want to know what a toe wagle is. But up until your forth birthday you father will toe wagle you. Now judging by the frequency of the nose and colour of the hair you can tell how many times you've been toe wageld. Toe wagling is when your father puts his toe into the hole where you piss and wigles it around for a minute.

Judging by your dark coloured hair you've been toe wagled at least 4 times a day until you were 4

by David fishy January 14, 2017

retarded toes

When your big toe is shorter than the toe next to it.

“Sydney has retarded toes. Look! Her big toe isn’t the biggest toe.”

by AdamCheats February 7, 2019