Lion Status

Duck tape each finished beer can around your head like a mane.

"Oh man...i gained lion status last night."
*high fives all around*

by ice cream wizard July 19, 2010

Sympathy Status

Sympathy Statuses are most commonly used by the LG of kind. They complain about their lives on facebook to get sympathy and attention.

"Jenny constantly updates sympathy statuses. It annoys me."

"Bob posted another sympathy status. It made me wanna like it."

by ChasingGrace September 25, 2011

black status

1. When your tan gets so insane that people start asking you if your ancestors were slaves.
2. When youre white and you friend call you his nigglet

Im tellin you, Sam got that black status goin on maaaan

by Te61 June 20, 2016

Idgetory Status Update

The status off being an Idget (idiot)

Dad! did you hear about the bus driver that forgot to drop off the kids?
really? idgetory status update

by theheem April 24, 2019

Byro status

One having foreskin but denying it to the fullest extent.

He Byro status.

by Berick johnson September 13, 2019

Confederate statues

Confederate statues are as much a part of American history, and what some would call culture, as Martin Luther King statues, whether people love them or hate them. Removal of one kind of statue and not the other isn't multiculturalism, it's one group claiming the park the statue sat on as their own, and it will never unify everybody.

As long as a country says one kind of history is okay as long as everybody likes it, but the other is not, the country will remain divided, since one group, or culture, as some would call it, doesn't really respect the other. That isn't multiculturalism, though America has always been a melting pot, and is made of many different groups of the same (human) race. If people have to remove, forget, or pretend something never existed (including Confederate statues) to validate themselves, they don't really respect it, they only respect their own group (or most likely self).

by Solid Mantis January 21, 2021

Vague Statement

The act of something that is actually true and real that doesn't need proof but say this word

Person 1: Dude, You're gay
Person 2: How?
Person 1: Vague statement

by Joãoo January 27, 2021