A Rope of Sand

A running joke used in academic writing. The phrase, purposefully meaningless and ambivalent, is used after a colon to "spice up" a title.

The Collapse of the Ottoman Empire: A Rope of Sand
Organ Transplant Rejection: A Rope of Sand
My Summer Vacation: A Rope of Sand

by Milli C March 6, 2008

sand trap

a vagina with sand in it

i hooked with this chic in the desert and her sand trap fucked my shit up

by chubs February 17, 2005

Sand Panda

An over weight middle eastern homosexual male

"You see that sand panda in the corner? He is so checking you out."

by Kayke July 8, 2010

standing at attention

An erect penis. Otherwise known as a boner, hard on, stiffie, woodrow, woody, etc.

After watching porn for a while, my little soldier was standing at attention.

by Wiseman July 25, 2006

standuplitude

I word used to describe an acquaintance that is a real "stand-up" guy or girl.

That guy is the height of standuplitude.

by esskell January 17, 2005

standard code

A new form of programming, often consisting of code that won't compile even when the programmer is adamant that it is correct.

Upon discovering his code wouldn't compile, he exclaimed ' ... it's standard code! ... '

by A Ginger Ned February 24, 2005

Standing Head

A situation in which a female gives a male head while they are both standing. This may have to be accomplished by the male standing on some sort of furniture. If you are really excited, a male may do this while on stilts. Balance could be an issue.

Ellen: "Chris do you want me to give you standing head?"
Chris: "Yeah let me grab my stilts."

by KingjamesIV December 27, 2011